suck a golf ball through a garden hose

Sucking a dick so hard the semen comes out.

"I bet you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose Taylor Swift!"
"Yeah, I gave a huge blowjob to a monkey. His semen came right out of his wee-wee!"

by CR000 January 4, 2016

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the more hoes in your land, the less hose in your hand

A saying which translates to "the amount of times you masturbate should be inversely proportional to the amount of people in your house"

Person 1: "Bro I'm horny as hell and I need to release some stress but people keep calling me and entering my room"
Person 2: "Remember, the more hoes in your land, the less hose in your hand"
Person 1: "You're right, I should go somewhere else"

by MalakaiESP March 17, 2020

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balls hose

A penis.

Ian: I went on a date last night. She was so hot I’m amazed she didn’t set the smoke alarm off.

Roy: did she ask you to get your balls hose out to put the fire out on her face?
Ian: waaayyy!
Roy: Lads! Lads! Lads!

by brexitroy March 19, 2022

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empty the hose

when a male strokes his cock and emptys his creamy fluids

“hey Ricky did you empty the hose yet today”
“yea, why ya asking Cam”

by Ricky_cam42069 December 12, 2022

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Hosing

The action of posing like a Ho

Person: "Should I stick out my butt and my tongue for this picture?"
Friend: "That would be Hosing"

by Mikinyuu December 22, 2016

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Hose draining

When you grab a man my his penis and rapidly swing it around causing internal bleeding to soften his penis, you then rap your mouth around the head of his penis and sucks are furious as possible trying to suck cum straight from his balls

I hose draining Tyler last night that his cock bled

by Rock cock May 18, 2016

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