"I bet you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose Taylor Swift!"
"Yeah, I gave a huge blowjob to a monkey. His semen came right out of his wee-wee!"
"Yeah, I gave a huge blowjob to a monkey. His semen came right out of his wee-wee!"
by CR000 November 03, 2015
A saying which translates to "the amount of times you masturbate should be inversely proportional to the amount of people in your house"
Person 1: "Bro I'm horny as hell and I need to release some stress but people keep calling me and entering my room"
Person 2: "Remember, the more hoes in your land, the less hose in your hand"
Person 1: "You're right, I should go somewhere else"
Person 2: "Remember, the more hoes in your land, the less hose in your hand"
Person 1: "You're right, I should go somewhere else"
by MalakaiESP March 17, 2020
Vomiting and shitting at the same time, likely due to food poisoning from eating poor quality Mexican food.
“Dude that taco cart at the festival was great!
“Yeah maybe for you, I was a Mexican fire hose all night trying to get rid of it”
“Yeah maybe for you, I was a Mexican fire hose all night trying to get rid of it”
by Rollermanfromspace May 21, 2023
by Extreme moisture February 04, 2018
When a female proceeds to turn of a garden hose, then grabs the hose while its on and move it up and down her pussy .
by chaseisab*tch February 18, 2021
A discord moderator with no opinion.
by Notamon October 09, 2021