No man is an island. As a result Hilton Head is the most amazing, most satisfying dick-lick anyone could ever ask for - even if she doesn't video it.
by thethinkingmansanimalhouse.com May 8, 2013
Get the Hilton Head mug.A mild and plain hotel and a "famous hotel on the gaming site called Roblox.com" Most of the members on the Hilton Hotels group are botted, safechatters and most of all trash. Join Vella resort and Spa instead. ty
by Fadeian August 12, 2017
Get the Hilton Hotels mug.Related Words
hilton
• HiltonSister
• Hilt
• hilter
• Hilty Pilty
• hilt jousting
• hiltoned
• Hilton Head
• Hilton Hotels
• Hilt heem
1 Giant Eye Paris Hilton is an extremely ugly celebrity; who is famous for being famous. She is known for having 1 eye that is larger then the other. This is due to plastic surgery. This can been seen to comparing photos of Paris from when she was a teen to now. Her earlier photos didn't show this deformity. In fact, Paris Hilton was actually sexy before she paid a talentless doctor to cut apart her face. although she denies having plastic surgery; ANYONE that has seen photos of her when she was young can tell the difference. Along with here disproportional eyes; she also has a razor thin nose and swollen fake looking lips. She also wears contact lenses to change her eye color. Paris really become famous after accidentally (On Purposes) releasing a porn film of her having boring sex with her boyfriend at the time Rick Salomon. The film was called "1 Night in Paris." This lead to a staged reality shows called "The Simple Life." The show also started Nicole Richie before she became a broomstick.
dispute the show being 100% staged and predesignated, the show did have 3 seasons. The Simple Life has allowed Paris to get into somewhat main-stream acting. Mainly horrible B movies like the junk National Lampoon's puts out on a constant basis. The directors and actors that have worked with Paris complain that she is completely unable to remember her lines. So mainly Paris is used as "Eye Candy." Which is odd seeing as Paris is the ugliest celebrity to ever end up in Hollywood. She is also know for trademarking the phrase "That's Hot." So even though her parents own the Hilton Hotel chain, and she on her own has millions of dollars; Paris decided she needed the royalties from anyone that uses a phrase she didn't make up in the first place. Unlike other multimillionaire, Paris rarely, if ever, gives donations to charity groups. So Paris Hilton's status as a human being is at level (ZERO); meaning she contributes nothing to aid the world.
dispute the show being 100% staged and predesignated, the show did have 3 seasons. The Simple Life has allowed Paris to get into somewhat main-stream acting. Mainly horrible B movies like the junk National Lampoon's puts out on a constant basis. The directors and actors that have worked with Paris complain that she is completely unable to remember her lines. So mainly Paris is used as "Eye Candy." Which is odd seeing as Paris is the ugliest celebrity to ever end up in Hollywood. She is also know for trademarking the phrase "That's Hot." So even though her parents own the Hilton Hotel chain, and she on her own has millions of dollars; Paris decided she needed the royalties from anyone that uses a phrase she didn't make up in the first place. Unlike other multimillionaire, Paris rarely, if ever, gives donations to charity groups. So Paris Hilton's status as a human being is at level (ZERO); meaning she contributes nothing to aid the world.
When I meet God I'm going to ask 1. Why is 1 Giant Eye Paris Hilton so ugly? And 2. If it was all a joke, then why make her so dumb? Don't you want her to understand the fact that you made her so ugly as a joke? I mean I get the joke and I think it's hilarious! But I think Paris Hilton is the type of person who would forget out to breath if her brain didn't do it automatically. Maybe that is part of the joke? Even funnier!
by the2ndflood October 6, 2008
Get the 1 Giant Eye Paris Hilton mug.by JaredTheWizard November 21, 2007
Get the Hilty Pilty mug.1. Hilty pilty, mothafucka!
2. Last night was hilty pilty!
3. Jared had a hilty pilty time at the Halloween party.
2. Last night was hilty pilty!
3. Jared had a hilty pilty time at the Halloween party.
by Evan Henderson November 25, 2007
Get the hilty pilty mug.An family of ancient ancestry comprising of Knights, soldiers of fortune, pioneers, confederate guerilla fighters in the war between the states, and a pope we try not to talk about too much. Hilterbrands are drawn to the outdoors, challenging new scenarios, the unexplored, and seem to possess an exceptional intellect and almot super human genetics.
Hilterbrands are also notoriously stubborn, and reclusive, tho creative, deep thinking, and fierce in battle.
There are many spellings for this name but all are tracable to the same basic line, and most Hilterbrands just roll with it since it is mis spelled so frequently. Most American branches have been in the US since the early 1700's.
The name Hilterbrand means 'Battle Sword' in ancient Norse/German.
Hilterbrands are also notoriously stubborn, and reclusive, tho creative, deep thinking, and fierce in battle.
There are many spellings for this name but all are tracable to the same basic line, and most Hilterbrands just roll with it since it is mis spelled so frequently. Most American branches have been in the US since the early 1700's.
The name Hilterbrand means 'Battle Sword' in ancient Norse/German.
by Amazongirl February 12, 2010
Get the Hilterbrand mug.by Piranha September 12, 2006
Get the Paris Hilton mug.