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Hogan

Pronounced with emphasis on the second syllable (HoGAN), Hogan is the scientific term for one cubic mouthful of female breast.

The Standard Cubic Mouthful, which is made of corrosian-impervious platinum, is on display in a sealed, leak-proof glass container at the US Office of Weights and Measures in Washington DC.
The cute redhead had such big tits that it was almost impossible to estimate how many Hogans they were.

The well known film "Hero Hogans" featured extremely slim, fit, big-titted young WACS (members of the Women's Army Corps) whom the Germans captured during World War II. Needless to say, following the example of a television series with a similar name, the soldiers manning the prison camp were themselves real boobs.
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Hilton Head

Fellatio administered by Paris, the shy and reserved heiress to the hotel chain.
No man is an island. As a result Hilton Head is the most amazing, most satisfying dick-lick anyone could ever ask for - even if she doesn't video it.
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