gruft

the exact point at which buttock cheeks meet; above the crack, but below the cleft.

Q: Where did that wasp sting you?
A: right on my gruft!

by Darcewingo August 14, 2012

Gruity

The wet, dry, feeling you get on your hands after eating a bag of fruit snacks

I just got this Gruity feeling after eating these mixed fruit snacks.

by HuntsmanC June 3, 2016

Grunts

A grunt is a noun first coined in by Yourragegaming who streams on the platform known as twitch to describe someone who is currently watching the stream but is not currently subscribed to the streamer, the grunts are usually presented as the lowest members of twitches social hierarchy because they have the least amount of power and capability. Which is of course because of the fact that the people who are subbed have to pay 5 bucks and therefore valued higher by the streamer because they are the ones getting a percent of the money. In other words the term grunt is used by streamers like YourRage to devalue the people that don’t get him money in order to scam people in to subscribing so YourRage can pretend like they mean more than they actually do in order to scam them out of 5 bucks. Of course this isn’t really surprising, the fact that he turned this word into one of his scam tactics, considering his history .

“ Fuck the grunts”

“ Your just a stupid little grunt”

“grunts life’s matter”

by Lolsforbruv July 12, 2021

Bling Grunt

Bling grunt is a grunt with a crown and a he is a cool dude

Bling Grunt the Grunt Bling

by Cancel Me November 3, 2021

grunt

meh you stupid poeple, grunt is a pleasurable sound that a pig makes when it rolls around in mud.

The pig grunted loudly as she pushed the mini porker out of her plasenta.

by Molly R. June 7, 2004

Gruft

1. A satisfactory collection of facial hair.

2. Pubic hair

1. When I'm thinking, I often stroke the gruft upon my face to supplement the psychological exercise

2. I buried my face in her vagina, but the gruft surrounding her beefy curtains gave me stubble rash.

by Bradshawshank November 30, 2005

grunt

an infantry soldier (perhaps from the sound that one makes when doing heavy labor)

I am not going to become another grunt like my brother did.

by Light Joker April 26, 2006