Eating the booty like groceries

Eating that booty like some ramen noodles

*Eats booty*
-Later
“Yo, how she was?”
“Bruh, I ate that booty like groceries, you know what I’m sayin!”
“DAMN bruh you be eating the booty like groceries?”
“EASY bruh 1, 2, 3 bruh”

by BigBootyEater69Master4Life March 17, 2019

grocery store

Gun Store

slang term developed in Chicago's Cabrini-Green Housing Project by members of the Gangster Deciples

I'ma hit up the grocery store for some zoo zoo's and get strapped

by DebatableThug May 18, 2008

grogera

to jack off in your shed while friends are watching you. then take a dukie and then cum in a square shape. then to eat it up then puke it up once again. then go running around the neighborhood naked while your dick flops up and down. then to take a shit at a 90 degree angle while running, and it comes out of your butt hole at rapid fire, like a missile.

mike: I HAD A HUUUGE GROGERA PARTY LAST NIGHT!
ben: sorry i couldn't make it, i was constipated. i didnt kno your shed was that huge either!
mike: yeah it is. did you get rid of your constipation?
ben: yes. in fact it is coming out of my butt right now, into my toilet bowl, thus making a tsunami in my bathroom.
mike: nasty.

by iliketakingdumps June 6, 2009

Toss Your Groceries

To throw up, vomit, "lose your lunch".

"Little Jimmy, do not toss your groceries on my floor!" said Mr. Jacoby.

by Bryan So. February 14, 2009

visual groper

One who obsessively stares at another person with sexual intent.

The pervert was labeled a visual groper after hawk eyeing
the group of women playing volleyball.

by The Profit November 18, 2005

grooming the growler

To provide thorough oral services to the vaginal region; a synonym for giving oral pleasure to a woman, preferrably one who still sports a bush. Can also refer to carpet- munching a hardwood floor, if the woman has shaved or waxed.

The officer was caught with his pants down, grooming the growler of the sergeant's wife.

by ladywhiteshadow December 9, 2008

hognose growler

Well known as the goat. When a male tucks his genitalia between his legs to form a mangina, the rear view while bent over is the hognose growler.

Dude i was walking into the bathroom, and Arthur popped out and showed me his mangina, then he turned around and i saw the hognose growler.

by harpy stevish July 31, 2009