a nerdy, close minded homosexual, who tries his/her hardest to be different from everyone else and in turn ends up being exactly like everyone else, and most of all sucks beyond belief at all video games, but mainly CODMW2, WoW, and AC:4A, not to mention he/she is most definitely a virgin
that Goaticus is such a narrow-minded prick, maybe if he took some criticism he wouldn't be such a baddie at life
by shmoggle mc boggle March 29, 2010
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Yo shizzle fanizzle.. He married a female dog according to this Wizzle (did I mention this Wizzle is allergic) but my oh my she really married a fluff burro. His weight is me times squared and he now has a stalker list all bared. Peace up maxo ^^... bust them arses and send a kiss to TNT for me. *bows out to the god of pounding pixels made by nerds with too much time on their hands and armada* <end>
Yo shizzle fanizzle.. He married a female dog according to this Wizzle (did I mention this Wizzle is allergic) but my oh my she really married a fluff burro. His weight is me times squared and he now has a stalker list all bared. Peace up maxo ^^... bust them arses and send a kiss to TNT for me. *bows out to the god of pounding pixels made by nerds with too much time on their hands and armada* <end>
by Silver January 21, 2005
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by mastraculous January 22, 2009
Get the Japanese Goatie mug.1. (verb) a more extreme version of rape, pwn. etc.
2. (verb) to rape so hard that the victim's ass becomes loose.
- I goatsed you so hard that your ass is bleeding!
2. (verb) to rape so hard that the victim's ass becomes loose.
- I goatsed you so hard that your ass is bleeding!
by Corax June 11, 2006
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by Tito January 26, 2005
Get the Good News Goats mug.1. a person that likes to preform fellatio on goats and other farm animals.
2. a douch bag.
3. an asshole of the first rank. aka asshat
4. a socially retarded misfit.
5. a person with bad acne, doesnt know how to love, and can't keep a secret.
2. a douch bag.
3. an asshole of the first rank. aka asshat
4. a socially retarded misfit.
5. a person with bad acne, doesnt know how to love, and can't keep a secret.
Can you believe that GoatSmoker told everyone about his sisters herpes?
No wonder, he thought it would make him some friends...
No one wants to be friends with some one who has pimples upon zits upon acne!
He is such a GoatSmoking bastard!
No wonder, he thought it would make him some friends...
No one wants to be friends with some one who has pimples upon zits upon acne!
He is such a GoatSmoking bastard!
by RandomChic February 4, 2010
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