Geesefucker

All Canadians.

"That stupid Geesefucker keeps going on about hockey, as if anyone cares."

by theothertesticle October 9, 2025

Geesed

When someone corners you at a social gathering and talks at you about the band Geese for over ten minutes straight prophesizing about their future legacy and impact. This is usually followed by forcing them to listen to 2-3 songs in quick succession.

Carter geesed me last night at the bar again man. I was late to my date cause I couldn’t leave.

by Geesemin October 18, 2025

the gees

When your friend makes a typo of the word eggs in his biology lab report and the teacher circles said typo. Causes random outbreaks of laughter.

"The gees shell."

by Koonzie March 8, 2014

matthew gleeson

A really nice guy who was skinny, weak and a gamer, is now a really nice, smart, determined hot dude and loves his sports.

That guy is such a Matthew Gleeson.
Matthew Gleeson is the nicest guy ever.

by Drtustdyj September 15, 2017

fibo gees

A real brotha that has always got your back. He never folds and talk trash on you. You want a Fibo gees as your friend.

Fibo gees is the most true person I know.

by CTaraski6 February 27, 2019

Cat Geesus

a smol cat named Geesus Uchiha. He is the founder of the mangekyo sharengan. He is a cute but dangerous cat who is precious and bootiful

Kaori: ive heard cat geesus is very dangerous

Kokichi: yes but he is cute and precious and should be protected at all costs

by Cat_geesus_is_king_ July 25, 2020

G-greesy

2015 soundcloud rapper

Random person: Damnnn whatchu listen too?
Response: the G-greesy era

by Paddster December 27, 2020