Self-Felching

The retrieval of sperm from one's own rectum done with the use of a long straw to establish the mouth-anus connection.

Dude, have you ever tried self-felching while pounding off?? It feels amazing!

by The Molester 69 February 11, 2018

crazy freaking maniac

someone who is crazy and should be locked up right away.

Dennis Rodman of the chicago bulls is a crazy freaking maniac

by ravens20 January 24, 2009

felching

the homesexual act of inserting first a paper towel holder tube into the other parterns anus, and after the tube has been inserted all the way into the anus, taking a small furry animal, ie. a gerbil, and putting it into the paper towel tube that has been fully inserted into the anus, then just watching the hillarity insue.

last night heron was felching with mike and the gerbil got stuck.

by the_nugget April 8, 2009

kettle felching

A sexual act where-in a partner ejaculates into the partner's anus and then orally sucks the cum out.

John loved kettle felching Mary after a hard day's work.

by turandota August 6, 2008

Ball-freaking

Ball-freaking is when a man, usually with larger than adverage testicals, stuffs his balls in a girls anus, and then proceeds to squat up and down and pivot in a circular motion. This act is usually applied within a circle made up of the males' friends who encourage the act with rap culture phrases.

''Yo, man, I bent that bitch over and gave her ass a hella ball-freaking!''

Observer example: ''Yeah, boy! Ball-freak that bitch! Freak her wit' yo' balls!''

by Khaoz March 17, 2009

Ass Fracking

The act of using Nashville Hot Chicken paste as lube for anal sex. Usually occurs on Main Street after midnight in Nashville Tennessee between homeless people.

After Ass Fracking Tyrone out behind the hot chicken shack, Joshua now has 3rd degree burns on his pecker. Even worse, Tyrone will now use a colostomy bag for the rest of his life.

by Dick Burley December 7, 2012

Fracking

A prediliction for women who have large breasts but only because they are overweight (Fat - Racking).
Melissa McCarthy is the perfect definition of a woman that someone who is 'fracking' would be attracted to.
Someone who is prone to Fracking may be refered to as a 'Fracker'

Zach: I would totally do that chick over there

Adam: Are you serious!

Zach: yea man look at that RACK

Adam: Dude she is like 250lbs, you are Fracking right now!

by adamrodionov March 16, 2014