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DAR food

"DAR food" refers to bland or badly made meals, often using canned or overcooked vegetables, or frozen or instant prepared foods, or just prepared without any seasoning or skill or imagination. It includes home-made casseroles made by combining things like canned soups with canned vegetables and cheese from an aerosol can. It's a derogatory word used to refer to American food that is not from any foreign ethnic tradition.
Our club had a pot luck dinner. People brought their delicious Chinese and Indian and Italian and Hungarian and Portuguese specialties. But then Janey brought DAR food: one of those awful green bean casseroles made of nothing but canned ingredients.
by Farfalla February 24, 2008
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Chinese Food

A godsend from the culinary dieties from above. Chinese food is indeed the greatest stuff ever edible that is not American in origin. Best eaten hot, cold, or anywhere. Yet never eat Chinese food alonel,savor its sweet taste with a friend.
by Not so super DJ Gennady February 19, 2003
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Food baby

After a very large meal, when your stomach bulges a little with food, and you can kinda pretend you're pregnant, but the baby inside is only actually food.
After the five course meal, Jessica's food baby was so large that a guy asked her when she was due.
by sleepnix February 20, 2009
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Food Rape

verb, the act of taking advatage of a drunk person by taking their food; even if it is offered, the person has no control over their actions, still qualifying it as food rape
Karen food raped my fries last night while I was drunk.
by killabitch October 6, 2009
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Ho Foods

How black people say Whole Foods, an upscale organic grocery store.

or a place where whores buy groceries.
Shalequa: Toenella, do you buy groceries at Ho Foods?

Toenella: Bitch, please! Look at my fat ass. Does it look like I eat organic flax butter?
by Poonstankqua June 26, 2009
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Food Simulator

"Anyone hungry enough to come with me to the food simulator for lunch"?
by kshan January 30, 2007
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Real Food

1. To give oral pleasure to a female by stimulating her genitalia, such as her vagina, clitoris, or cunt.

2. To have a woman cook a meal for you from scratch like a real woman should.

3. A full meal, made up of appetizers (a.k.a the tits), a tossed salad, and a desert which involves popped cherries.
Jack went over to Jill's house in order eat some Real Food for her birthday.
by El Culo May 27, 2008
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