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Carrot Fingers

A condition (also known as justinitus),diagnosed by fingers which are largest at the base, or first knuckle, and gradually become smaller in diameter throughout thier length. The end of the finger, including the fingernail, will taper to an unnaturally sharp point, thus making the fingers take on an a shape that would ressemble carrots.
A hand which has had fingers replaced with healthy, well formed carrots would look indentical to a victim of jusinitus or Carrot Fingers.
Carrot Fingers by van Ryswyk theorum December 31, 2011
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NIXON FINGERS

A phrase created by king burks referring to the "peace sign" but it also has various meanings depending on the cultural context and how it is presented
She was on that bullshit so i threw up the nixon fingers

I let him know it was no problems by flashin' the nixons
NIXON FINGERS by WordsClear October 14, 2012

turkey fingers 

a less offensive term than oaf for clumsy person
stop telling me your limo is triple parked; stop being such turkey fingers and learn the phrase "practice makes perfect"
turkey fingers by Uncle Dimma September 30, 2014

clicky fingers 

When someone constantly clicks the same button/thumbnail online with the mouse only to get a result that never comes.
Mazzy and her clicky fingers printed forty seven copies of her report because her printer wasn't working fast enough for her it seems.
clicky fingers by Logoftheshow June 10, 2016

apple fingers 

One who spends enormous amounts of time texting and emailing on their iPhone.
Look at Apple Fingers go to work on that cell phone. I’ll bet she’s nearly worn off her fingerprints.
apple fingers by Homer from Gnomer December 10, 2017

trufflebutter fingers 

when u finger a girl and she takes a shit and cums at the same time
i got drunk and fingered broskicia in the ass and that bitch gave me trufflebutter fingers

Bud-Fingers 

Bud-Fingers is the scent of your fingers after you've just finished smoking a joint.
"Oi I just got Bud-Fingers after having a couple of joints"
Bud-Fingers by BudFingers September 10, 2018