a less offensive term than oaf for clumsy person
stop telling me your limo is triple parked; stop being such turkey fingers and learn the phrase "practice makes perfect"
by Sexydimma October 1, 2014
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You take your thumb and shove it up her ass while wiggling your fingers and she gobbles like a turkey
Verb Turkey fingered

You take your thumb and shove it up her ass while wiggling your fingers and she gobbled like a turkey
Ex “An there I was ready to get my back blown out and he turkey fingered me out of no where”
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You shove you thumb up her ass and wiggle you fingers and she gobbles like a turkey out of excitement
Verb; Turkey Fingered
“An there I was ready to get my back blown out and out of know where he turkey fingered me”
by Deezjewells November 2, 2020
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if you have no manual dexterity problems, stop telling me your limo is triple parked; all you have to do to is stop being such turkey fingers and learn the phrase "practice makes perfect"
by Sexydimma June 15, 2014
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