bloody fetus

someone or something that is totally uncool which should make complete and total sense. for instance, take the word fetus alone. this word is hardly spoken amongst peer groups of any age, color, or sexual orientation. Adding "bloody" magically magnifies this already gross word into a ravaging triceratops bulls-eyeing into a grandmother's cooter.

Hello sir, I see you are in the process of blowing up an area full of women and children. You are a bloody fetus.

by Banshee Beat August 9, 2006

Fecal Fetus

A foul term in relation to the act of deficating, or a homosexual comment about making a child.

After Dirk ate 4 steaks, and 3 potatoes, he gave birth to a fecal fetus that broke the toilet.

I like that man over there i want to give him a fecal fetus.

by demtris October 1, 2006

zombie fetus

The fetus that comes out prematurely and latches onto your penis while having sex with a pregnant women.

That zombie fetus grabbed my penis and wouldn't let go!

by JRDI June 13, 2008

Turd Ferguson

(1) A name first created in a classic sketch on Saturday Night Live. The sketch was a parody of Celebrity Jeopardy that had Will Ferrell as Alex Trebek, Jimmy Fallon as Third Rock From The Sun's French Stewart, Norm McDonald as Burt Reynolds, and Darryl Hammond as Sean Connery. In fact, the first definition for Sean Connery is a reference to this very sketch. Anyway, the name was created by Burt Reynolds in the sketch.

Alex Trebek: "Apparently Burt Reynolds has changed his name to Turd Ferguson."

Burt Reynolds: "Yeah, Turd Ferguson, it's a funny name."

... later on ...

*Burt Reynolds buzzes in*

Alex Trebek: "Burt Reynolds?"

Burt Reynolds: "Uh, that's not my name."

Alex Trebek: "Okay, Turd Ferguson?"

Burt Reynolds: "Yeah what do you want?"

Alex Trebek: "You buzzed in."

Burt Reynolds: "No, I didn't."

Alex Trebek: "Yes you did."

Burt Reynolds: "Yeah, well that's your opinion."

(2) Rob B., Mike F., Bradd G., Mike G., Boris F.

"I can't believe he acted like that, he was a true Turd Ferguson last night."

by Roberto B. September 4, 2009

Fergus

A small, annoying, high pitched creature

Hey, look at that fergus whining on his rusty trombone

by saxfiend February 7, 2010

Fetus Throwing

Fetus Throwing is the act of throwing a fetus at a person, a wall, a car, etc.
Soon to become an Olympic sport in June of 2005, players will throw a fetus at a wall and the person whos fetus loses the most blood, gets the gold.

"OMG Dude!! You just threw a fetus at my head!"

"I lost the gold by an ounce. If only my fetus could have lost just one more ounce of blood. Goddamn fetus!"

by Kelly November 21, 2004

Fetus Handshake

The act of fisting a woman and being startled by a baby shaking your hand.

"Man, I was surprised to get a fetus handshake last night by a prostitute"

by zdawg3579 May 13, 2013