zdawg3579's definitions

Fetus Handshake

The act of fisting a woman and being startled by a baby shaking your hand.

"Man, I was surprised to get a fetus handshake last night by a prostitute"

by zdawg3579 May 13, 2013

Losing your shoe

Kicking a women (usually someone slutty) and barely being able to pull your foot back out, usually done successfully with the lose of your shoe.

"Dude, when you kicked that whore in the crotch and tried to pull your foot out you inevitably began Losing your shoe"

by zdawg3579 May 13, 2013

whorealisis

Having a vagina that has been fucked so many times that the woman can't feel anything up to four inches deep, regardless of the size of the object.

"My boyfriend and I were having sex when I realized I have whorealisis"

by zdawg3579 May 13, 2013