A guy (or girl) that gets completely smashed while playing video games and proceeds to yell obscenities at everyone, then tell everyone how much he loves them, sometimes while crying. Fertus typically can’t see well through the tears and often dies in game doing simple things like jumping. Other attributes are an extraordinarily low K/D accompanied by the sound of his controller breaking and more crying.
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A troll Fetus is an absolute abomination of a creation. It can be a person, place, or thing
It looks like (and smells like) if all of Cleveland Ohio was combined into a single object and smelled like old man piss. Kind of like the whole Browns franchise come to think of it.
It looks like (and smells like) if all of Cleveland Ohio was combined into a single object and smelled like old man piss. Kind of like the whole Browns franchise come to think of it.
Guy 1: Bro that girl looked like a troll fetus!
Guy 2: Gah damn what is that foul abomination that is lumbering down the street!
Guy 2: Gah damn what is that foul abomination that is lumbering down the street!
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He is sweet and caring
Sometimes egoistic
Festus usually has lots of girls swarming around him, but he has a distinct taste in women
He is sweet and caring
Sometimes egoistic
Festus usually has lots of girls swarming around him, but he has a distinct taste in women
Who's that perfect guy, oh! That's Festus
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Nick: “dude your girlfriend is so hot! AirDrop me her nudes!”
Cody: “Nick you fucking jar of aborted fetuses, this is why your dad left to get milk and never came back!”
Cody: “Nick you fucking jar of aborted fetuses, this is why your dad left to get milk and never came back!”
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