Fertus

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A guy (or girl) that gets completely smashed while playing video games and proceeds to yell obscenities at everyone, then tell everyone how much he loves them, sometimes while crying. Fertus typically can’t see well through the tears and often dies in game doing simple things like jumping. Other attributes are an extraordinarily low K/D accompanied by the sound of his controller breaking and more crying.

Oh man... looks like he’s gone full on Fertus again.

Fertus by ReddManchu August 4, 2018

Words you can keep

Fetus Deletus

The second most powerful harry potter spell, see Beatus Meatus

GODDAMN IT HARRY STOP PERFORMING ABORTIONS AT SCHOOL
YOU CANT STOP ME FETUS DELETUS!

Fetus Deletus by Xx_SW3G_L33T_PL4Y3R_xX March 2, 2018

Related Words

Fertus • Fetus • Fergus • fetus deletus • Ferguson • Fetusfucker.an1m3_vw33b0 • festus • fetus fucker • Fartus • feetus

Troll Fetus

A troll Fetus is an absolute abomination of a creation. It can be a person, place, or thing

It looks like (and smells like) if all of Cleveland Ohio was combined into a single object and smelled like old man piss. Kind of like the whole Browns franchise come to think of it.

Guy 1: Bro that girl looked like a troll fetus!

Guy 2: Gah damn what is that foul abomination that is lumbering down the street!

Troll Fetus by HughJass1986 July 9, 2023

fetus deletus

the wizarding world's preferred way of abortion

"Harry, about last night.... i'm pregnant"
"fetus deletus"

fetus deletus by PobodyisNerfect July 10, 2014

Festus

A very romantic guy that'll give you the best in life.
He is sweet and caring
Sometimes egoistic
Festus usually has lots of girls swarming around him, but he has a distinct taste in women

Who's that perfect guy, oh! That's Festus

Festus by Princekodaf February 7, 2019

Fergusoned

Abandoning someone who blindly supports you when they are no longer useful or convenient.

Heather was fergusoned in the parking lot when the police moved in and the protesters scattered like roaches.

Fergusoned by SnowApeKing February 21, 2015

Jar of Aborted Fetuses

A “one size fits all” insult that you can call anyone when they are being a total J. A standard insult. Typically paired with jaboris or jabrone.

Nick: “dude your girlfriend is so hot! AirDrop me her nudes!”

Cody: “Nick you fucking jar of aborted fetuses, this is why your dad left to get milk and never came back!”

Jar of Aborted Fetuses by Shr6k9ine October 21, 2019

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026