February 31

A date that doesn't exist and never will. So if home boy decides the date you're planning to have is in February 31st then you clearly know hes mocking you. So basically you'll never be able to go out with him or her.

home boy: February 31st is our date k?
Freshman thot: KK ;)
Freshman thot on March 1st, "wait what??"

by MACBOOKAIRPROMONEY October 25, 2019

16 February

National Compliment Day. Give your friend, music teacher or your dentist a compliment today.

Person 1: You hair's really nice today.
Person 2: Oh thank you, why are you saying that?
Person 1: Because today, 16 February, is National Compliment Day!

by Shrek.exe February 16, 2020

February 7

Nationally give your crush a hoodie day

Boy: here you can have my hoodie
Crush: wait why?

Boy: it’s February 7th cutie

by Chicken farmer February 5, 2020

February 19th

National Meme Day. On this day we celebrate and indulge all memes all across the internet. So just send everyone you know the best or shittiest memes

“Hey what’s the date”
“February 19th”
“Oh shit it’s Joe’s birthday”
“Who’s Joe?”
“😏”

by uodamA October 17, 2019

February 26

The day the greatest person was born. He will become a genius
If you are born on this day you are a genius.

“He was born on February 26 he must be a genius”

by SSJBMave October 21, 2019

February 8th

Rat ass smacking day

February 8th is just the absolute best day to smack a rats ass (metaphorically or not who knows)

by Lime yeeter October 16, 2019

February 8th

If you were born on February 8th You are the most beautiful,smart and HOT 🥵 AF person ever anyone who dates you is lucky probably the most lucky person in the world

It’s my birthday on February 8th

by Ginga ninja 61 November 3, 2019