danks

the act of murdering your girlfriend's cat with your car and driving away making her think it was someone else

dude i've just done a danks

by jim robert danks September 1, 2010

Feed the ducks

Duck-feeding simulation available for old computers which can be sold for $15.00 at certain garage sales. Realistic duck-feeding action.

This is the greatest thing in the world.

by Nate Dogg September 11, 2003

retard of ducks

a group of ducks that loiter in a hotel parking lot and make the motion sencer doors go WHOOSH whoosh WHOOSH whoosh WHOOSH whoosh

A group of ducks sitting in a puddle in the middle of a hotel parking lot when there is a huge lake 50 feet from the back of the hotel. A retard of ducks standing under the hotel auning, because its raining, making the doors open and close.

by spartan104 June 26, 2008

baby ducks

Amazingly soft pussy, often of a chubby girl.

Guy: Man, I fucked that chubby chick from the party three times last night

Guy's Buddy: Good pussy, huh?

Guy: Like baby ducks.

Guy's Buddy: Nice!

by I Fuck Mothers February 21, 2011

ba-don-ka-donks

huge asses and boobs of an ugly fat girl

Hey look at Anna's HUGE ba-don-ka-donks!

by Donutdom December 17, 2008

donksta

a really nice big ass

Damn, Brittany has a nice donksta.

by Chris Bridges April 8, 2005

Duckspeak

1. To say something without thinking
2. To "Quack" before you think

Boy: "I want to sh*t in your mouth and make a salad with it."
Girl: "WTF, bro!?"
Boy: "Sorry, Duckspeak."

by Ingsoc's Big Brother November 29, 2013