Girls (a popular name for them is Caroline) who think they always know what is right but never are and probably need a couple dozen years of intense therapy to get though childhood father trauma.
Damn that girl just crashed her car but she says it’s fine since “she’s a libra.” What a dumb bitch.
by YannyLuarel December 19, 2021
Get the Dumb bitchmug. A phrase coined by folk-hop rapper Why? (Yoni Wolf).
Dumb Hummer refers to a person who unquestioningly supports and glorifies the military to such an extent that they adopt military customs into civilian life.
Someone who drives a Hummer and wears military-issue clothing such as camoflauge and dogtags, but has never been in the armed-services.
These people often spit pro-military rhetoric in a knee-jerk way, without fully thinking through the situation. When questioned about military policy, they will often act as if being attacked and assume a defensive position, never considering the validity of any opinion that differs from their own.
"If you've ever sipped Guinness through a cigarette filter,
or unwittingly tailored your style
after the war-footing of your nation's leaders,
or wore fatigues in a civilian's way,
or fit a Hum-V
through the narrower streets,
downtown seeking parking on a Friday night,
getting lodged in a metal way,
then that's you."
~Why? "Dumb Hummer"
Dumb Hummer refers to a person who unquestioningly supports and glorifies the military to such an extent that they adopt military customs into civilian life.
Someone who drives a Hummer and wears military-issue clothing such as camoflauge and dogtags, but has never been in the armed-services.
These people often spit pro-military rhetoric in a knee-jerk way, without fully thinking through the situation. When questioned about military policy, they will often act as if being attacked and assume a defensive position, never considering the validity of any opinion that differs from their own.
"If you've ever sipped Guinness through a cigarette filter,
or unwittingly tailored your style
after the war-footing of your nation's leaders,
or wore fatigues in a civilian's way,
or fit a Hum-V
through the narrower streets,
downtown seeking parking on a Friday night,
getting lodged in a metal way,
then that's you."
~Why? "Dumb Hummer"
by fakefakeflowers May 4, 2009
Get the Dumb Hummermug. The dumbest of all the dumbs possible. Dumb as a stump, or a bump on a log. Often used in reference to rednecks.
by mangus May 25, 2004
Get the stump dumbmug. by SexkittenonLSD September 24, 2017
Get the dumb yahtmug. by Some random person :) December 20, 2019
Get the Stupidy-Dumbmug. by Roper777 November 26, 2018
Get the Walmart Dumbmug. When a person is mentally incapable of functioning whilst having any sort of mobile device in front of them. Typically characterized by open, slack jaw, glassy eyes and a zombie-like sway or teeter.
by Baxter Wilde August 22, 2014
Get the Phone Dumbmug.