dessert shirt

A flowy blouse worn when planning on consuming dessert or more than one course to maintain looking thin throughout the meal.

OMG a 7 course meal, I cannot wear this tight dress; definitely requires my dessert shirt.

by kari1981 January 5, 2011

Dessert Horny

When you have an unsensational desire to consume desserts.

Guy: What's on the menu?
Gal: Cheesecake, Creme brûlée, chocolate lava cake, ice cream...
Guy: You made me so dessert horny

by RonaldPornStache October 15, 2015

dessariee

The bestest friend you could ever have, she is funny, outgoing, very beautiful, and just overall fun to be around. She is someone you can rely on when you need to tell a secret, or need to rob a bank😂! Once you find a Dessariee, keep her, she is beautiful, happy, funny, the best kind of weird, and amazing as long as you love her, and keep her well fed.

Dang that girl is HAWT, she must be a Dessariee.

Wow, she just said some really smart shiz that I didn't understand, her name has to be dessariee.

by Lalalalala.......😜😛 April 12, 2018

djessi

djessi is a very handsome boy. Djessi is the kind to welcome everyone. He is very nice but you do not have to look for him too much. Djessi is kind, and you could always relate to him. Djessi is a boy of confidence. He’s actually really hot.

If you have a Djessi don’t let him go.

by imyourelove November 10, 2018

Dress the Throne

Using specific lengths of toilet paper to lay on the toilet seat, so as to keep your naked butt from contacting the germ-ridden and disgusting, bare toilet seat.

I have to dress the throne before I sit down and shit because I don’t want dirty butt-cheeks.

I was dressing the throne thoroughly because the toilet seat had pee and shit stains all over it.

by Seuodikno September 16, 2019

Dress out

Is to change from jail clothing to the clothing you went to jail in.

You must dress out to leave jail.

by KasThaKaveman February 3, 2020

Dessaree

Dessaree is a very hot, sexy, and strong person with a hard and cold front but soft And emotional inside. Although they seem very tough and distant, they are always thinking of the one they love and want to make everyone around them smile. They spend most of their time listening to music and playing on social media. Dessaree is a perfectionist, but in a different way. They always believe they are going to do bad on something so they push it off to when it’s to late so that they can blame it on the time for not being perfect. Everyone needs a Dessaree in their life, you won’t retreat it.

K:“Wow she is so freaking hot!”
S: “Who?”
K: “Dessaree. Gosh I wanna get to know her more!”

by Ilikeyoubutyoudontknow September 29, 2020