dissed and dismissed

what it sounds like

"man alice just dumped my ass." "for the 10th time! ohh, dissed and disMISSED!"

by lauren September 1, 2003

dissin' on the missin'

making fun of someone for missing shots on the bball court

Rex shoots ball and misses completely.

Jim: dawg you suck at ballin
Rex: Yo man dont be dissin' on the missin'

by T-dizzay December 18, 2009

dissed

"dis"missed impolitely

You just got dissed!

by ben June 1, 2004

Dissappearing Act

When a girl makes a male's whole penis literally dissappear down her throat.

Damn that crazy chick pulled a dissappearing act on me last night.

by Too Blowed March 21, 2004

Dissendium

A place where Pepperoni is a staple diet.

Where Neville Longbottom reigns supreme. Harry Potter

by Twinkle January 12, 2005

dissapressing

Being depressed and dissapointed at the same time.

Duke didn\'t win the national championship this year. Man that is dissapressing.

by James Cornwell April 26, 2005

Cognitive Dissonance

Internally repealing old beliefs and past experiences and replacing them with new information that contradicts the original to conform with internal belief structures.

Example: Democrats

Joe Biden saying if the President had done his job, no one would have died from Covid-19, then declaring "there is nothing we can do to change the trajectory of the pandemic in the next several months" is an extreme case of Cognitive Dissonance.

by 7Slinger January 26, 2021