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Atkins diet

The sorry excuse for a diet regimen that ends up leaving you more unhealthy than if you had stayed off the diet.
How can you substitute sugars and starch for saturated fats? The brain's main food is sugar, and there happens to be a little insignificant thing called....uhh.... HEART DISEASE?!!!!!
by bigtones January 10, 2005
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Divorce Diet

The excessive amount of weight lost after a divorce, by stopping to carry the emotional baggage of a partner.
She lost 2 sizes because of the divorce diet.
by Tinydancerhereiam July 8, 2017
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diet hentai

Vaguely sexualised anime
Person 1 'I was watching some anime recently.'

Person 2 'I didn't realise you watched diet hentai'
by real definitions69 August 21, 2016
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Dick diet

When you start going out with a skinnier/fitter dude and feel the pressure to go on a diet so you can continue getting that dick.
- Man, have you seen how much weight she's lost?

- Yeah, its cause she started going out with Dylan.

- The crossfit Dylan??
- Yeah, she had to go on a dick diet to keep hooking up with him.
by BananaMama123 May 16, 2022
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Wilcannia diet

Having both chocolate milk and a fizzy drink (usually Coke) with your meal (which is usually a burger or meat pie with chips).
All the Wilcannia locals that walked into the servo order chocolate milk and coke with their meals, the typical Wilcannia diet.

Steve died of a heart attack at 52, he had been on the wilcannia diet his whole adult life.
by Rian Gigs February 6, 2023
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Diet thot

When a girl acts like a thot, but isnt willing to have sex unless she is in a relationship.
Guy : damn did u see jenn flirt with cleavage showing she is such a diet thot.
by Twiggy6969 December 30, 2019
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Diet-Punk

A genre of music that is a fusion of mainstream or pop and punk rock music. The bands often look and dress punk, but the music is created to appeal to the mainstream. Often created for maximum image and radio play.
Bands like Green Day started the Diet-Punk movement, which opened the door for Good Charlotte and the like.

You can't buy punk at the mall, that is Diet-Punk my friends.
by Mr. Twister December 15, 2008
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