Vag Defender

A reverse term for cock blocking

Yesterday I was a total Vag Defender for Carla. Like James wouldn't stop trying to get in her pants.

Yeah, like we were gonna makeout but Jamie decided to Vag Defend me and he ended up just leaving.

by ellenmahoneyo April 13, 2009

politically defective salad

When your government has no intelligence whatsoever and would rather run your country like a business. Sort of a metaphor to the different aspects tossed in together.

The United States government is a politically defective salad.

by Soccerswag1020 March 17, 2017

Defender of the Downtrodden

A man known to officials only as "Mister E." (pronounced "mis-tuh-ree"), that watches over Baltimore's downtrodden. It is rumored that when he was a younger affluent man, he was jailed after being falsely accused of a crime that would have had him killed had he not been saved by a poor, uneducated, black man in his cell.

Man, you hear that the Defender of the Downtrodden has gotten another brother released from that slammer?

Look, a bird, a plane, the Defender of the Downtrodden.

by HCE123 June 20, 2011

defeliced

Getting so drunk you fall asleep standing up in the middle of a crowded bar

Rocco you got sooooo defeliced last night.

by Ruckjo Dongfelice August 26, 2016

Defeminading

1. When a female defends another female no matter what.
2. Justifying heinous acts due to the same sex.
3. Some may say this is equivalent in some ways to mansplaining.

“Did you hear that Ashley cheated on John? She said she wasn’t happy with him and hooked up with some dude at the bar last night.”

“Well she cheated on him because she didn’t love him. So I get where she’s coming from.”

“Stop defeminading her for cheating.”

by Fishlegssss January 22, 2020

Defender of Open Source

Each and every person who defends open source software is a superhero--a superhero who shall be rewarded when the time comes for open source software to dominate the world.

I shall do whatever is necessary to defend, promote, and advocate free libre open-source software. I'm proud to be a Defender of Open Source.

by Bad C dev March 5, 2021

Defeatist

Expecting defeat and accepting defeat are two different things. Tapping out is accepting defeat, and if someone hasn't done that with you, they haven't accepted defeat by you or surrendered anything to you.

A defeatist is somebody that gives up.

by The Original Agahnim August 4, 2021