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Turkey Dangler

Abnormally large vagina lips that, in their natural state (i.e. unclothed), resemble a turkey's waddle (i.e. the piece of skin that dangles from the turkey's beak). This does not occur in all women, just the ones with gigantic ax wounds.
Dude, that porn slut's turkey dangler is as big as my dad's work glove. Jesus.
by Simon Lexington March 18, 2008
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Danglies

The little bits of skin that hang from the roof of your mouth after burning it with a fresh-from-the-oven slice of pizza or a boiling hot spoonful of soup.
Zaid: Oh man, the cheese on that pizza just scalded the roof of my mouth. I'm gonna have some danglies in the morning for sure.
by BASHDADDY January 4, 2010
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Alabama crab dangle

A sexual position that involves at least one contortionist, a body harness, rubber sheets, a small farm animal, a blow torch, and a double-headed dildo.
Rebel loved engaging in the Alabama crab dangle with his life partner Forkman.
by Smashed February 24, 2003
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mexican crab dangle

A position durring intercourse where by some means the male props up his legs so that his genitalia dangle whilst humping.
So I said "Shut the fuck up before I hit you with the mexican crab dangle bitch!"
by KintaroOay[42h] November 1, 2006
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dangle ball

when the SACKAGE EXCEEDS THE PACKAGE by a significant amount of inches
"my dangle ball keeps whacking my leg, Arnold. Oh dear I believe I'm developing a bruise"

or

"I can't tell the difference between my dangle ball and my penis. they're the same length. maybe I should ASK JEEVES"
by chin girl is number one October 8, 2003
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dingleschlong

When dingleberries in your ass overtake the ass hair, they have no where to go except your pubes.
I went down for a quick tug to find that I had adingleschlong.
by Kush and Ben January 1, 2009
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dangle fame

A common practice among celebrities who are famous for no reason like oprah, paris hilton, dr. Phil, and hannah montana,where pictures they take of their braided pubic hair are sent to small children in third world countries.
OMG hannah montana sent my 3 year old a dangle fame pic
by chachaddict April 14, 2009
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