Castaldo

Verb. To do that which is both unnecessary and uncalled for, for the purpose of self-amusement. Always has a victim, often oneself.

Head-butting that guy on a whim was definitely Castaldoing.

by Bruce Thomas April 4, 2010

Custard

Coined in Vancouver WA, it is a local term to indicate and ridicule a person who is bald on top of their head. It is also an alternative to the weak term "skullet." The only notable celebrities to correctly rock the custard are Reggie Bannister, of the Phantasm films, and Hollywood Hulk Hogan. Calling them a custard is a compliment.

That custard better watch his step, or I'll turn his wife and kids into custards too.

by The Rev Stonewall Hawkins July 6, 2011

Costanza

To get head while taking a dump, eating a sandwich, and watching TV.

- "What kind of sandwich would you like with your Costanza?" - "Pastrami with spicy mustard, please."

by popyejones88 September 1, 2009

Castaic

A small truckstop town with the dullest group of teenagers you'd be fated to meet. Cookie-cutter families with perfect homes and teenage kids that do nothing but sit around and smoke weed. The drugs are the town's worst-kept secret. Every next door neighbor is a cop.

Person 1: "I live in Castaic."
Person 2: "Great, can I have some pot?"

by TheTrueAndTheStoned May 10, 2011

custard darling

White girl

Chayzee custard darling over there

My custard darling is penggg

by Finesse.latinaLuciaa June 3, 2017

one eyed custard chucker

a cock, penis, dick, wut ever u would like

She swallowed the whole load from my one eyed custard chucker.

by Joeyripps December 15, 2003

Costanzaed It

Costanzaed It--the art of taking a seemingly sure thing and somehow fumbling it away, usually due to a temporary and false sense of empowerment or boldness.

Based on the Seinfeld character George who repeatedly snapped defeat from the jaws of victory.

Also: present tense "Costanza It", or to "Pull a Costanza"

1. Man, I sure Costanzaed It with that chick. We were sucking face and I asked her if she and her sister would go for a ride on the threeway freeway. She ditched me faster than a cat can lick its ass.

2. Dude, you have a Recession Beard. Don't Pull a Costanza on the job offer by asking for Rock Star Parking and mo money.

by ditchdigger May 1, 2009