waffle crapper

An amazingly beautiful, and attractive woman. Coined by Adam Carolla, on the late night radio show Love Line.

Damn, that girl's such a waffle crapper i'd suck on her daddy's dick.

by Devin Ray November 8, 2005

Crappic

An epic movie that's an epic waste of money - a piece of crap.

- You see "Titanic"?
- Yeah, it was a real crappic.

by Davisonderson August 21, 2006

crapplehead

to get head right after stickin it in her/his bunger

Damn, that nasty bitch got crappleheaded

by hardee July 13, 2003

crapassload

an incredibly huge amount. a combination of "assload" and "crapload"

That's a crapassload of stuff you got there, buddy.

by Mike Kenny May 13, 2005

crappic

The worst possible traffic you can be in. The kind that plagues major metropolitan areas during rush hour, or occurs behind an accident. You replace the "t" in traffic with a "c" and the "ff" with a "pp" - you get crappic. Crappic doesn't need a modifier. There's no such thing as bad crappic. if it's that bad, it's crappic . . . if it isn't that bad, it's just traffic.

"Man, where the hell have you been?" "I was stuck in crappic on the 405!"

by Carol Ward September 23, 2005

crappenhausen

A casual germanesque saying of frustration. Roughly translated as the word "crap" in the English language.

"Ahhh crappenhausen! I just spilt beer on my shirt!"

by Dwight Biggins October 16, 2005

Crapperoni

A noun used to describe macaroni of substandard quality, such as store brand rather than name brand.

Tom: "Hey Angela, look, Price Rite has their mac & cheese on sale for 25 cents a box!"

Angela: "Ew Tom, I'm not eating that crapperoni! I'll pay 75 cents more for the real deal Kraft Mac & Cheese"

by Heather (Ya Know) January 11, 2008