crap bucket

a portable shitter

man where is he going with that smelly ass crap bucket i gotta shit.

by tom smelly February 4, 2004

crap nebula

a fart that leaves a stain in your underwear.

Mom: "Tommy. how many times have I told you to clean your ass good. You left another crap nebula in your chones!"

by Füktard January 29, 2009

crap ball

looking or feeling like shit.

Damn, i look like a crap ball today.

by Breannaa February 5, 2008

crap ass

To say something sucks or that someone is an asshole. Also can be used alone.

You're such a crap ass for cheating on your girlfriend.

Crap ass!

by Jillster June 15, 2003

Crap Shag

Descriptive term used to describe the satisfaction value within a given sexual experience. Crap adj describes poor performance of either gender. Shag noun the sexual act.

The guy I was with last night was such a crap shag that I didnt have time to focus on the ceiling before he came and it was all over

by Shell225 October 30, 2008

Crap-cramp

Acute pains in the abandomen as a result of going on the lash and forgetting to take a shit. Not very funny, just painful. Poo breaks are advised.

Dave: "Shiiiit, didn't go for a poo break."
Tom: "Mate you're sure to get the crippling crap-cramps."

Aloysius: "See how that girl's walking? Got crap-cramp."

Answerphone: "Sorry, can't get to the phone right now, suffering from crap-cramp."

Molly: "Going for a shit."
Edith: "Why?"

by Udrai Scheit February 27, 2010

crap-a-roo

a stand-in for the pejorative use of the words "shit" and "bullshit"; a parental favorite for expressing exasperation whilst still maintaining a fascade of decorum.

note: to be said quickly, as a single word, alternatively spelled crapperoo.

Dad: "Don't give me any crap-a-roo!"

by unluckypirate October 19, 2008