down for the count

where u dick slap a bitch and she gets knocked da fuck out
wow she is down for the count
by bichsuk April 05, 2008
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Count Von Pennies

A proper noun used in place of calling someone "Jewish" for being cheap.
Sarcasm Master: "Why don't you spring for the large fries, Count Von Pennies?"
by scorpionmintred December 28, 2003
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Count Chapula

Common phrase at UPenn to describe a girl that gives blowjobs with either A. a lot of teeth or B. chapped/dry lips
"Hey I heard you hooked up with Amy..."
"Yeah, it sucked though. She was a total Count Chapula."
by Shabbyv4444 May 31, 2012
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Low Sperm Count

Gods way of saying he doesnt want you to reproduce.
Girl 1: So i found out my boyfriend has a low sperm count
Girl 2: That's because god doesn't want to have more of him running around
by Matieo August 09, 2009
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she doesn't count

when two males are discussing who they fancy and they name the female that every other male fancies.

Its the highest status a female can receive in school or at work in terms of who fancies her.
Male 1: "So which one of the girls do you fancy then."

Male 2: "Jane"

Male 1: "Yes I fancy Jane as well but everyone fancies Jane, you have to name someone else, she doesn't count."

Male 2: "OK I also fancy Sarah."

Male 1: "I also fancy Helen."
by covdav October 09, 2010
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Standing 8 Count

The act of tidying up your ass between poops, usually brought on by mild to moderate itching. A standing 8 count is executed by wiping one's butt while standing.
Todd's butt itched, indicating a need for a standing 8 count.
by arlo jones February 16, 2009
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Making it count

the act of practicing french kissing (kissing with tongues) to improve your skills/talents to make a kiss 'count' or be liable.
dude 1: did you make it to base one?

dude 2: yeah...we were TOTALLY making it count ;)
by oxjoshleighox July 26, 2010
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