act of congress

1. An act of congress; pretty self-explaining!

2. Slang: excrement, fecal matter, et cetera.

Kiko: Well, time to go pass an act of congress!
Choo: ?
Kiko: *chomp* Means I'm gonna take a shit, Choo!
Choo: Have fun.

by Kiko July 7, 2004

Congress

An overpaid circle jerk that can raise its own pay. Nowhere else would it take 100 people to fuck something up.

Congress is like the Special Olympics after a lobotomy.

by Jesus January 17, 2003

Congressional confessional

when our elected officials, in a rare moment of clarity, secretly admit they're incompetent

Behind VOID tramp-stamped foreheads residing inside dumb asses, vacuums become self-aware.

“We suck at this.” ~Congressional confessional

by Emerson Crossjostle March 12, 2013

Chicago Concrete Jungle

The act of a man ejaculating in a girl's pubic hair, waiting two weeks without her cleaning her pubes, and then picking out the little hardened peices of semen, and letting her swallow them like pills.

Stacey: Hey Suzy, are you hungry?

Suzy: No, I'm full from the Chicago Concrete Jungle Billy gave me a few minutes ago.

by Blagabla February 20, 2007

congregate

gather into a crowd or mass

many people congregated at india gate protesting against sytem.

by shubham_BOSS March 31, 2015

concrete powder

A skateboarding magazine created by the famous skateboaring company "West 49"

Kyle: Hey Dylan, did you pick up the concrete powder magazine at West 49?
Dylan: Yeah! It's real good!

by Kylowned July 5, 2005

Soft Concrete

When u stick ur dick in a girl's ear LUBED as she is sleeping

"Hey guys,I damaged Ms. Perrone's hearing ability by using soft concrete last Thursday night!"

by Greg Romano November 27, 2004