Condom

The saver of all men from aids kids and comitment

Soz love im warin a condom so it aint serious

by A fat twat May 13, 2005

Condom ring

a- The ring shaped dent or stretched area in your wallet due to a long period of time when your unused condom in your wallet in your back pocket has been sat on repeatedly

b- the red ring at the base of a man's shaft, that goes to the top, due to the idiot using a condom they purchased quite a few years earlier, when they were most likely pre-pubescent, and is much too small, leaving a pressure mark after it's use.

a- "I can tell you have a rubber in your wallet"
"how so?"
"i can see the condom ring from here, haha"

b- "I think my condom's the wrond size"
"why do you think that?"
"Its so small I have a condom ring every time i use it, and sometimes it hurts"

by Bill Dimonta April 23, 2009

cojones

Spanish word meaining your nads; Your manhood; Your balls.

Do you have BIG cojones mang? (from GTA Vice City)

by jonathan March 10, 2003

who wears the condom

like asking "who wears the pants or shoes" but in a more rude or sarcastic manner.

Dave: Oh no i have a big zit. my date is RUINED.

Mike:....Dude who wears the condom in your relationship?

by Blahblahwhogivesafuck June 22, 2010

Condom

The rubber device that fits on the dick to keep the males sperm from entering his sexual partner so they do not have a child.

Condoms helped us keep Johnny Jr. from being born...for a few years anyways....until they got expensive and w we have another mouth to feed.

by Corey April 8, 2004

Mind Condom

A mentally created condom used to help prevent the spread of MTDs (Mentally Transmitted Diseases). This is the only way to help prevent the spread of MTDs, the only thing that can make any sexual act involving the mind very dangerous. Mind condoms are mentally generated, and in no way reduce the pleasure of sexual activities involving the mind, other than the time it takes to mentally generate a mind condom. Mind condoms are generated by concentrating on their mind and nervous system being wrapped in rubber or a similar water proof substance. The more partners involved in a sexual mind act, the longer one will have to concentrate on creating a mind condom, in order to prevent the mind condom from failing. It is recommended that all partners involved in the mentally sexual act have a mind condom ready.

Don't be insane, cover your brain with a mind condom.

by Eddie the cool kid August 27, 2006

Condo

Kingdom of men in Middle-Earth that curiously has an elf as heir to its throne. Home of Boromir and the Horn of Condo.

Legolas: I'm heir to the throne of Condo.
Boromir: Condo have no king. Condo need no king.

by Scintilla December 14, 2008