Condom Sure

When you are just a small amount under 100 percent sure of something, but you recognize slim possiblity that you are wrong. You are as sure of something as a condom is preventative. You are 99.9 percent sure.

"I'm condom sure that global warming is real."

"Are you sure you're ok to drive home? Are you condom sure?"

by XombiEZ September 9, 2011

condom block

the terrible act of going limp while putting on a condom

Frank: Did you bang that chick last night?
You: Nah, I got a serious case of condom block and couldn't finish the deal

by Laho Zeher March 11, 2012

Condomeyes

1) n. A Mr. Potato Head-esque facial adornment consisting of two unwrapped condoms placed over the eyes in order to distract, provoke, or arouse another person.

2) v. To distract, provoke, or arouse another person by putting on condomeyes.

*Warning*: Overuse of condomeyes may result in a goggle tan.

1) Last night my wife refused to let me give her a Cleveland Brownie Crunch (again...), so I put on condomeyes until she gave in.

2) After my opponent missed a really easy beerpong shot because I had condoms on my face, I shouted, "You just got condomized (note spelling), bitch!"

by BrownieCruncher August 5, 2012

Condom

Ending world hunger one load at a time.

I knew I should have bought those condoms! Damn kids are hungry again.

by free_writer15 December 25, 2013

condom buddies

One guy wears a condom for intercourse then gives it to someone else to use for intercourse.

I banged a chick with the same condom my friend john used. We became condom buddies.

by Erkh April 22, 2014

Condom

Something that might've killed you years and years ago

Father: I wish i used a damn condom, Now i have a mistake right infront of me.

by My big black ass August 9, 2017

condescendoff

When two know-it-alls square off

Maurie and Paul were involved in an epic condescendoff about whether professional sports stadiums make money for the city where they are located.

by slore65 August 16, 2017