Cornelius

Cornelius can be verry emotional so if u see a Cornelius go hug him. Some of them is trans, so ask what they’re pronounce is not if they’re boy or girl...

Cashier- hey girl, what do u want?
Me-stfu I’ma boy, mah name is Cornelius

by Tiril May 29, 2020

Cornelled

To provide a family member or other relation with a restricted facebook profile for some corny or illicit reason, such as hiding drug use or other illegal activity, or to avoid being mocked for dating ugly women.

I was checking Facebook and it turns out he cornelled me.

by FusionMonkey December 20, 2010

Colonel Mustard

when a male nuts on a girl and she takes her finger and wipes it across your upper lip, resembling a white mustache like COL Mustard from Clue.

Dude, i could have killed my girl she gave me a freakin Colonel Mustard!!

by Brant38 March 13, 2008

Chris Cornell Syndrome

When a member of a band, particularly a vocalist or frontman has the tendency to leave and join bands several times. Sort of like a disease.

Chris Cornell left Soundgarden for a solo career, then joined Audioslave, left them for another solo career.

once the infection starts, it's hard to stop, and you'll be left to aimlessly join bands, and leave intermittently for no apparent reason.

Bassist: Dude our singer just quit!
Drummer: Man, what do we do now?
Guitarist: Screw him, he's got Chris Cornell Syndrome, he's been in like 50 bands.
Bassist and Drummer: Gross, who does that?

by Lordofpoo May 14, 2011

Cornelius

Derogatory term used for someone (usually a male) who acts in an exceptionally corny or cheesy manner. Often used after a disastrous attempt at being romantic.

Josh: Your eyes are like the summer wind, Tanya

Tanya: Nice try, Cornelius

by ado potato December 20, 2007

Colonel

name of the un popped pieces of corn at the bottom of a pop corn bowl.

Guy: awww, theres no pop corn left, only colonels
Everryone else: What the fuck is a colonel you idiot. now shut up i'm trying to watch american pie.

by simmo890 May 24, 2009

Colne

Colne....a quaint west yorkshire village, full of inbreds, dingles & hill-trolls. Just like it`s neighbouring town Burnley, but the gene pool is is much smaller, thus giving way to lots of family-love during the long dark winter nights.

When thinking of Colne, think League of gentlemen....& you won`t go far wrong.

Colne, like Burnley is a small village in Yorkshire & is full of retards.

by Dr Fox May 23, 2007