by annnie o March 8, 2009
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Get the Purple cobra mug.A man, by any method, approaches orgasm, and either by his hand or someone elses, pulls the skin of his shaft down hard squeezing tightly, making his urethra point straight ahead at almost a 90 degree angle, and ejeculates, sending thick jets of Cobra venom, preferably all over the mammary glands of an attractive young woman/ women.
Person A: "...Do you want to see a Spitting Cobra?"
Person B: "Ooohhh, that sounds scary, let me see!"
The girl rammed her hand quickly down the shaft squeezing hard to give herself a dose of the deadly Spitting Cobra
Person B: "Ooohhh, that sounds scary, let me see!"
The girl rammed her hand quickly down the shaft squeezing hard to give herself a dose of the deadly Spitting Cobra
by callingdom May 17, 2008
Get the Spitting Cobra mug.The Cobra is a legendary college ritual performed by taking someone preferably of the opposite sex and putting a line of cocaine and a small pile of salt on their stomach. The Cobra is initiated by taking a shot of the most potent liquor, followed by licking the salt pile. Then one will take a bite out of a lime, then finally snort the line of cocaine.
by Tones Dah Bones December 27, 2011
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Ever since Joe perfected the happy cobra he is a lot calmer. How'd you hurt your back Dave - working on the happy cobra? I heard that Mark can perform the happy cobra and he is not a flexible person at all.
by Arkanoid_Champ August 6, 2012
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