king cobra 

extra large labia that opens up like a cobra.

that bitch had a king cobra

king cobra by annnie o March 8, 2009

Purple cobra 

One who thinks (s)he is cool but in reality is not; ranks above poons and unterpoons

George W. Bush is a purple cobra

Purple cobra by Kingmaker May 16, 2006

Spitting Cobra 

A man, by any method, approaches orgasm, and either by his hand or someone elses, pulls the skin of his shaft down hard squeezing tightly, making his urethra point straight ahead at almost a 90 degree angle, and ejeculates, sending thick jets of Cobra venom, preferably all over the mammary glands of an attractive young woman/ women.

Person A: "...Do you want to see a Spitting Cobra?"

Person B: "Ooohhh, that sounds scary, let me see!"

The girl rammed her hand quickly down the shaft squeezing hard to give herself a dose of the deadly Spitting Cobra

Spitting Cobra by callingdom May 17, 2008

The Cobra 

The Cobra is a legendary college ritual performed by taking someone preferably of the opposite sex and putting a line of cocaine and a small pile of salt on their stomach. The Cobra is initiated by taking a shot of the most potent liquor, followed by licking the salt pile. Then one will take a bite out of a lime, then finally snort the line of cocaine.

I don't know why I'm dressed as a geisha girl. Must be because I did The Cobra.

The Cobra by Tones Dah Bones December 27, 2011

Happy Cobra

A legendary male yoga position requiring extreme flexibility, and a fortunate endowment such that you can perform cunnilingus on yourself, and potentially never leave the house.

Ever since Joe perfected the happy cobra he is a lot calmer. How'd you hurt your back Dave - working on the happy cobra? I heard that Mark can perform the happy cobra and he is not a flexible person at all.

Happy Cobra by Arkanoid_Champ August 6, 2012

King Cobra Jfs 

When you mess something up so bad, especially while under the influence that it turns out regarded.

Last night Josh cooked some tamales with a red wine base, the grease curdled it so bad; i think he King Cobra Jfs'd it.

King Cobra Jfs by The great Grease Wizard February 13, 2023

Hand Flinging Flaming Cobra 

When someone takes a paper bag filled with shit and throws it at on-coming traffic

Jimmy and Steve got arrested for throwing some Hand Flinging Flaming Cobra at cars.

Hand Flinging Flaming Cobra by Joshua Cribbits February 20, 2011