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Nocturnal Cobra

When your boy dare you to send a dick pic so you stick the Snapchat cam in your pants and your hoe don't know.
"Boy, last night I pulled a Nocturnal Cobra on my bitch."
by Fupa Friend August 25, 2016
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Cobra yawn

The shape the opening makes when a penis is quickly pulled out of a vagina.
After a fast pounding, he quickly pulled out and left a gaping Cobra Yawn.
by Nucleardictionary November 29, 2017
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The dirty cobra

The Dirty Cobra is when a guy that is uncircumcised is getting a blow job having just been inside their partners anus. The person blowing gets the foreskin and using their mouth inflates the foreskin causing the wang to puff up like a cobra.
Man the bitch was filthy, she even gave me the dirty cobra!!!
by Bspoony123 August 28, 2022
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cobra gang

A group of 5 amazing girls, each very diffrent all extrmelly good looking.
Wow! I really want all the cobra gang girls
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Cobra

An regularly used term of endearment in Australia. Usually used between two men who have a pre-existing rapport.
“Oi cobra, lets sneak out to the pub for a few sneaky pints.”

“Cobra! Give me a dart!”
by Anita Holiday August 31, 2020
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Cobra Dad

A Father that displays chronic narcissistic traits. A Cobra Dad will bite with a venomous poison that consists of verbal, mental, physical ,and emotional abuse towards their targeted child. The Cobra Dad will also see their child as their source of supply and will bite a child until the child becomes the golden child or the scapegoat.
I did everything my Cobra Dad ask me to and I can't please him no matter what I do. He always expects me to respond to his every call. I feel like I never get have my own identity because he insists on giving me one. My Cobra Dad is so controlling and talks to me condescendingly. He gets so jealous when I outshine him.
by beedebbibee January 4, 2020
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Cobra Weave

A large diaphragm of weaved cobras that can be applied for myriad uses. Most commonly a garment, blanket or a wriggling poultice for searing lower back pain. Some cobra weaves appear in the wild when a group of cobras gets tangled up but more commonly cobra weaves are made by hand. Sadly the cobra weave industry is being systematically replaced by machines called Cobraweave Brightstar 9's. There is a growing recession in Quebec due to the implementing of these machines. It was once the epicentre of the Cobra Weave industry in the capital city Cobra Land but now many are jobless due to the new Cobraweave Brightstar 9 factories overseas. Willie Nelson attributes his fame and fortune to his cherished lucky Cobra Weave he found in the Highlands of Quebec as a boy. After finding the Cobra Weave he picked up a guitar and started singing songs about Cobras and the rest is history. The Cobra Weave is a magical tool and should not be taken for granted.
Hey Dennis are you going to work today? Sorry Mr. Neck I lost my job at the Cobra Factory cuz they be makin' these Cobra Weaves by machine now. Sorry to hear that Dennis, would you like to meet my friend Dennis?
by Klendi October 23, 2020
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