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Carmen Electra

the most hottest fucking woman in the UNIVERSE and to ever set foot on this planet and no other woman ever in the history of man will ever be hotter
carmen electra and i have fucked each other like animals every single night for the past 15 years and going for 45 more years
by Phil Cummings May 23, 2008
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Carmel Apple

the sexual act involving a prosthetic leg and melted carmel. While boning the amputee, remove the prosthesis, ram it into your partners ass and pour carmel on their head. One variation is the "Pirate's Carmel Apple." In this permutation, immediately after turning your partner into a carmel apple you shout "Harrrrrr!!!!" like a pirate in honor of your partner's peg leg.
I was boning Heather Mills when I pulled off her fake leg, rammed it into her ass, and poured carmel over her head. She wasn't too keen on being a Carmel Apple.
by Turde Ferguson October 4, 2009
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Carmel

A city in Indiana just north of Indianapolis that everyone hates. People who live there hate all the stereotyping, and people who don't live there insult them as much as possible and know that they're actually just snobby rich kids. Most Carmel High School attendees are either super rich, rich, or not that rich at all. There is no medium. The only other High School in Carmel is the ridiculously small and lame University High School. Everyone who goes there is either on a minority scholarship or is ridiculously rich.

If you ask anyone who lives somewhere else, say, Zionsville or Westfield, people in Carmel are rich, stuck up snobs who like to flaunt their wealth. A lot of them are, and they know it. Most aren't really all that rich, but they like to think so because they live in Carmel. Other people who live there are probably pretty rich, but they most likely aren't all that stuck up and snobby.

Everyone outside of Carmel loves to hate on Carmel because of their cocky football team and their snobby residents. When people enter Carmel they often make jokes such as, "Hey, I think I need to upgrade to the new iPhone and buy a car that looks much more expensive than it really is."

In all fairness, people either like or hate Carmel. To be honest, a lot of the rich people there aren't all that bad, even a decent amount of University kids, but some of them are stereotypical snobby Carmel kids that makes you proud you don't live there.
"Oh god yes, we get to play Carmel's football team. I can't wait to see that idiotic stuck up fan base so we can laugh at them behind their backs."

"Look at that kid, he's obviously from Carmel, he has a Mercedes and a $5000 watch."

"I wish people would stop associating me with all those other idiots in Carmel." "Yeah, well just look at your house, it's at least $2 million."
by westfisheronsvillecarmapolis October 21, 2011
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Carm.org

Visit the website www.carm.org Im not advertising it. just defending it... from people who have attacked it on this website..

Carm stands for Christian Apologetics Research Ministries.
CARM is a 501(c)3 nonprofit organization whose purpose is to equip Christians and refute error. Learn about biblical Christianity so you can know God better, be more sanctified, and identify false teachings.Its purpose is to discuss various theological systems and examine them from a Christian perspective. CARM is useful in that it documents the religious beliefs of a system, analyzes them, and compares them to biblical revelation. For that end, it is mainly for the Christian; that is, it is primarily intended to help the Christian defend his/her faith better and to know why cults are cults.
By Christian, I mean someone who not only believes in and has accepted Jesus, but also includes the understanding of the doctrine of the Trinity and that Jesus is fully God as well as fully man. There are many false "christs" out there and just because someone says he or she is a Christian, does not make him one.
By cult, I mean a group or teaching that, in general, is unorthodox, esoteric, and has a devotion to a person, object, or a set of new ideas. By this definition many groups can be called cults. But, more specifically, CARM deals with groups that are non-Christain cults (though deals with others) and by this is meant a group that claims to be Christian yet deviates from biblical truth sufficiently to make salvation null. Of course, there are more generic definitions of the word cult and by some of them, all of us are in a cult in one way or another. Nevertheless, please see my article on an analysis of what makes a group cultic.
CARM stands in opposition to false "christs" such as the one in Mormonism which states that Jesus is the product of relations between god and his goddess wife who were both people on another world. CARM also does not consider Jehovah's Witnesses to be Christian, nor Christadelphians, nor Christian Science since they all deny orthodox, biblical doctrine, state God is something/someone He is not, and deny the full deity and/or humanity of Jesus.
There are other non-Christian groups mentioned on CARM and many more are in the works. But please examine CARM and compare it to Scripture. See whether or not it is biblical. See if CARM preaches the true doctrine of God, salvation, regeneration, etc.
Don't just believe everything you read.

If you are a member of one of the groups labeled as non-Christian by CARM, please remember that my intention is not to offend. Rather, it is to inform. Unfortunately, doing this means I step on theological toes.

Eternity is a long time to be wrong.
Carm.org has a lot of information on what relgions teach and believe.
by Steve aka Estilo December 24, 2008
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Carmilla

Nephthys and Carmilla are so much alike that they are twins!
by Charles Manson November 12, 2003
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CARma

works much like karma but for in the car. the idea that being a courteous driver, letting people merge,stopping at stop signs etc...., will bring you good karma and keep you from having an accident or be stuck in traffic
john : why did you let that jerk pass?
chris: because i needed the CARma, i have to drive to seattle tomorrow and i dont want to hit traffic
by salsaboy719 July 12, 2011
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Mount Carmel

The lamest Catholic school in the world full of mostly sluts and hoodlums.
Student population: 63, slut population: 60.
Consists only of caucasian students, yet so ghetto that it's ceiling crumbles whenever the seasons change.
So out of control even the nuns left.
The boys are so gayy, they dont even have sports teams. And the girls kick ass.
"Ohh, those M.C girls is hella whack"


"If your 16 and prego, you most likely attend Mount Carmel Catholic High School"


"Rarely do you find hott people, theres like 5 in the whole school."

"If your fat or pregnant you must go to MC."
by fab5 April 3, 2009
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