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Chuck Bass

the one and only reason to watch the show "Gossip Girl", he is the player that has a girl every single night.

but he is one piece of hot alright.
his qoutes :
"im chuck bass."

"He's not invited, but he is a cockroach, and they have ways of slipping through the cracks."

Chuck: What if I ... have a girlfriend?
Ashley: Chuck Bass doesn't DO girlfriends

Chuck: Did you have a reason for coming to see me? Because if it was to insult me, there's a website you can go to.

Dan: I know... we don't like each other. You think I'm a boring, sheltered nobody.
Chuck: I don't think of you.

Chuck: You're lying.
Blair: I am not.
Chuck: Your eyes are doing that thing where they don't match your mouth.
Blair: I wasn't aware that robots got jealous. Did they update your software while I was away?

Chuck: Please don't leave with him.
Blair: Why? Give me a reason... and "I'm Chuck Bass" doesn't count.
Chuck: 'Cause you don't want to.
Blair: That's not enough.
Chuck: 'Cause I don't want you to.
Blair: That's not enough.
Chuck: What else is there?
Blair: The true reason I should stay right where I am and not get in the car. Three words. Eight letters. Say it... that I'm yours.
Chuck: I... I ... pause
Blair: Thank you. That's all I needed here.
by Music Is My BoyFriend July 15, 2010
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dirty chuck

When a man sticks his finger in his ass then inserts the soiled finger in a girls ear. Also called a DC Tip
The girl had a hard time hearing after receiving the dirty Chuck.
by Franc G September 9, 2006
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Chuck Berry

Man 1: Hey man, I love the king of rock n' roll. Hound dog is a great song!

Man 2: Hound dog? Chuck Berry never had a song called hound dog!

Man 1: Chuck Berry? I meant Elvis Presley.

*Man 2 slaps man 1 in the face*
by ACDCLEDZEPPEDLINRUSH December 30, 2010
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cup and chuck

When one person farts into their hand and closes it tight, then throw it in an unsuspecting person's face.
Don't be an ass or I'll cup and chuck you
by SGcanada January 2, 2007
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chucked a yougan

Very widely used in the South West of Sydney.
A "yougan" is an aboriginal creature from the dreamtime that would always ruin a corroboree (telling of a story through dance).
So when someone ruins a story or tells an unfunny joke they chucked a yougan!!
Joe: Where are you going Bill
Bill: I'm going to your aunty's house for sex
Joe: My aunty just died
Sam: Bill, you just chucked a yougan
by cold_blooded23 May 9, 2010
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The Chuck Norris

Sex Move. Whilst the female (or male) is sucking on your shaft, he/she proceeds to 'speedbag' your ballsack.
Guy: This sex is fun, but i need a change.
Girl: How about i give you The Chuck Norris?
by WlkrTxsRngr June 8, 2009
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Chuck Taylors

Its a pair of shoes. Wearing them does not make you a poser.
ITS A PAIR OF FUCKING SHOES.
Idiot: You wearing chucks?
Guy wearing Chuck Taylors: Yeh
Idiot: YOU POSER
by mynameisnik April 9, 2006
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