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thirsty little clout chaser

A girl who takes all ur water and wants ur clout she’ll follow u to lunch and drink all u water and try to get clout off of u
You see her over there she’s a thirsty little clout chaser
by Sad little salty boi October 17, 2018
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whisky dip taint chaser

Taking a swig of your preferred whisky placing dip on your significant others taint and liking it off follow by another swing of your favourite whisky
I took that heavy like a Chevy chick round back and gave her a whisky dip taint chaser and she was mine alllll night long
by Donkeypuncher69420 January 18, 2020
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There’s been some chatter

A jocular and sarcastic way to deliver some brutally honest criticism under the guise of it being a third party’s opinion.
Hey Marshall I know there’s been some chatter about you not being a good fit for this job. I’ve heard some terms thrown around like “terrible hire” and “first to go”, but I want you to ignore the noise and keep doing what you’re doing.
by T Macalicious January 25, 2021
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Pulling a Chris and a Chester

the term used when denoting a situation when two close people kill themselves, both in resemblance to the other, usually in a span of two months. Moreover the latter might do it on the former's birthday.
Girl 1: You remember Jane and Jack from sophomore days? They killed themselves last year. I just heard about it!
Girl 2: Oh my, weren't they dating?
Girl 1: Yes! They were successful in totally pulling a Chris and a Chester!
Girl 2: Rip!
by Mriganka Midas July 23, 2017
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Dr. Chester Bootingfield

#1: A person who has become excessively inebriated at a party and begins to vomit anywhere and everywhere around the room.

#2: The resident booter at a party.
Person 1: Hey look, Steve started booting all over his mom's new leopard print couch. I think that he had string cheese earlier.
Person 2: Don't you mean Dr. Chester Bootingfield?
Person 1: Yeh, Dr. Chester Bootingfield is definitely making a house call.
by Dr. Chester Bootingfield January 8, 2009
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charter communications

Charter Communications Marketing Plan:

1. Find a former-hick community, say, Sparks, Nevada that is rapidly growing technologically.
2. Buy up all the rights to the cable lines within the new housing complexes in construction, and make those cable lines available only to Charter only.
3. When new owners of a home move in, bombard their mailbox with faster internet service ads.
4. Provide the service, seemingly superior in speed and reliability compared to their nonexistent competitors at first, but then after the first week, totally flips out, and has long downtimes and ignorant customer support reps that love to talk back against angry customers.
5. When customer opts out of the service, remind them that they need to pay a $200+ separation fee because their first month is not up, and not even the first 2 years of their contract.
6. When customer REALLY WANTS OUT, then remind him or her that their ass still belongs to Charter, and theres no other alternative except a slower and still just as unreliable ClearWire Wi-Fi broadband in the neighborhood.
7. When customer threatens to sue, Charter pays electric company to cut off all power, except for a few D-Batteries to power a portable TV connected to a portable VHS player, reminding them that they can stop this by switching back.
8. Don't provide them any service anyways, and bill them $4000 a month in retaliation for their lifetimes. Also armed guards patrol the outside of their doors at all times, with rottweilers bred for the taste of human flesh drooling on the windows.
Fucking hell, why did I pay for this Charter Communications contract?
by C Tan November 4, 2007
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chapter 13

The chapter of the Book of Sex written years during a campout of adolescent girls that references "Kinky Sex Toys."
Cait: "lololol jen what dildo should we buy?"
Jen: "roflmao lets check chapter 13"
by d jizzle my nizzle June 3, 2007
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