condom chandelier

when you take your used condoms, still with semen in them, freeze them and hang them from your roommate's bed

Justin pissed me off the other day, so i gave him a condom chandelier

by jimbo18 December 21, 2006

channel it

to change the station on the television or the radio.

"I want to watch lifetime movie network, can I channel it? "

by Smokingjoe April 21, 2009

Jordan Chandler

A pathological liar who was brainwashed by his father Evan Chandler to get money from a famous superstar. After Michael Jackson's death, He later admitted that Michael never did anything to him. He should feel sorry for what he did now that Michael Jackson is dead.

Jordan Chandler took away one of the most beloved legend of our time.

by BlueOne June 14, 2013

Disney Channel

A channel th@ is supposed 2 make young girls & gay boys ages 5-10 look forward to being a teenager. However, they took it 2 far. They took being a teenager (th@ is appropriate 4 little kids to b able to c on TV) WAY 2 over the top. 2 b honest, I don't know any teenagers who have a secret power or is "magically" an auto-tuned pop star AND a dancer (but mostly an auto-tuned pop star). From 2007 & on, I just couldn't handle DC anymore (I have to deal with my little sister watching this everyday)! As the years have gone by, they've decided 2 use MORE autotune by A LOT!! & before, I used to admire how good of dancers they are. Not anymore. The directors of a show called Shake it Up decided DC wasn't ruined enough and decided to make their "dancers" dance like spazzy robots. And the clothes I used to find "ok" looking. Not anymore. Their clothes have gone from normal to too much glitter and neon. The jokes? Even a 7 year old could tell better jokes!!! And I guess because all the stars quit because they finally wanted a real acting job at age 25, they ran out of good looking stars! Look at Hillary Duff, and then look at Raini Rodriguez! BLECH!!

Person A: I LOVE Disney Channel!!! Do you?

Person B: GOD NO!!!

Person C: How old are you?

Person A: 15

Person B and C: How have you made it in the real world?

by essme December 9, 2012

ur bad lol sub to my yt channel

A phrase said by childern after killing someone in Minecraft

HAHA I KILLED U
ur bad lol sub to my yt channel

by Zoom_Zilla September 18, 2018

chancelor

Only the baddest mother fuckers are named chancelor. All chancelors are rich have a huge dick lots of hoes sucking his dick and all chancelors are strong as a fuckin ox. We're good on the football ball field + We chancelors have talent in the sheets. We're the best.

Chancelor is the best at everything

by Zip48309 June 12, 2014

chadel

This is a urban name of ganja.

Have you got any chadel !?

by widah September 24, 2008