Ear capacity

When the young people have more wax in their ears to sustain loud music.

Show’s on at 11! You gonna let me deal this ear capacity alone!?

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it April 6, 2019

Crusty Capaldi

The act of cleaning up the mess resulting from a particularly vociferous asphyxiwank with Lewis Capaldi toilet paper, then leaving said paper on the bedside table, allowing it to dry overnight.

"Auntie, when you change my sheets, don't forget to put my Crusty Capaldies in the bin!"

by Jeffrey 'Jeff' Jefferson November 29, 2019

Medieval Capalot

Ancient Con-Man, a honest liar

Klause Mikaelson was a Medieval Capalot !

by pnikid691 September 13, 2020

Per Capa Jacka

Peter Ramirez... the bro i use to know... Someone who jacks your per capita behind your back. Taking all of your Birth Right money from you being of Indian descent.

The per capa jacka really thought he was gonna get away with this.

by Likalotapus October 7, 2020

Larry Capara

Larry is a mighty god from the Nordic mythology. He can do anything. Yes. Larry is the ruler of the solar system. He decides who will die and who will leave. The Larry Nordic god is a real god objectively. It's a fact. He was born in 8000 before count.

Larry Capara is mighty and strong.
I'm a smart person = I believe in larry

by anonymous December 28, 2020

testicular capacity

Alternative way of saying “You don’t have the balls”

Jake Ryan lacks the testicular capacity to perform the motions of intercourse.

by razortazy February 3, 2021

Ice Capades

Something people under 35 in the early 2020's most likely don't remember other than what they heard about it from other people.

The Ice Capades just disappeared. One day they were there, then all of a sudden nobody even thought about them again after that. Kind of like the globe Chandeliers at the old Eastland Mall. One day they were there, then people didn't even notice they weren't there anymore.

by The Original Agahnim June 18, 2021