carpetccino

When you spill coffee on the floor.

"I just went to Starbucks but made a giant carpetccino when I dropped my latte!!"

by Eaten Soler July 15, 2016

carpet nasher

One who has committed the act of carpet nashing, i.e someone who enjoys oral sex with a female.

She didn't know if he was a carpet nasher, but came to realize he enjoyed it. Represented by the 😖 Emoji (yucky carpet nasher) or the 😛 happy, "my girlfriend just showered" carpet nasher

by ChaChiRei August 24, 2016

carpet snail

A racist slur to the Southern Nigerians. The Slur was made after the large amount of the Southern Nigerians Body hair. The correlation of the insult is that their bodies are as furry as a carpet and that they have so much hair it weighs them down, which slows them down to a snail's pace.

You suck at Quickscoping you putrid Carpet Snail!

by Carpet Snail April 19, 2017

Carpet Kiss

when you’re going doggy on the floor and the bottom gets rug burn on their face.

“Did you and Ben hook up last night?”
“Yeah, he totally gave me a carpet kiss!”

by bigmamadearest May 7, 2018

Carpet

A person who gets walked on and used day after day

Wow thanks now I feel like a carpet.

by Thecarpet March 29, 2019

carpet chili

Diarrhea. Liquid brown. Butt vomit. Looks like what Kevin from The Office dropped on the carpet.
The poop version of roller coaster casserole.

Oh god, after all those hot wings last night I dropped a huge batch of carpet chili in the toilet. My ass will never be the same.

by kittenhands January 17, 2020

Carpet Gravy

When you're eating a girl out doggie-style and she Hershey-squirts into her pubes.

I was going down on my girl last night and she got carpet gravy all over me!

by Rimbish February 11, 2020