We actually don't know what a penile commander 2000 is, but we DO know, that it comes with batteries (batteries not included), it glowes in the dark, emits radiation and comes with 6 attachments, has a strapon tool belt, a safety guard (may dismember limbs and cause child molestation urges).
Flashing lights and animations not included.
Approptiate safety gear required.
Flashing lights and animations not included.
Approptiate safety gear required.
The penile commander 2000 is the perfect gift for the necrophiliac in your family.
Warning: Not intended for use by loved ones.
Warning: Not intended for use by loved ones.
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1:Is jimmy dating Sue?
2:Yeah,
1:How do you know?
2:I read their comments.
1:You comment stalker. queer.
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The commander told me to be at the party at exactly 5pm sharp, and demanded I eat even though I wasn’t hungry. Doesn’t he know we are all created equal? He is so bossy.
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can be exaggerated by using the term HIGH COMMAND
will give you free stuff as long as you give him free stuf.
also, somehow relates to matt castle. he also is a commander
can be exaggerated by using the term HIGH COMMAND
will give you free stuff as long as you give him free stuf.
also, somehow relates to matt castle. he also is a commander
by TheOfficialDimitri October 15, 2011
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