Chris 

That one homie looking extra submissive and breedable with his massive man boobs and ingrown cock

I wanna fuck that blob of jelly Chris.

Chris by AsianKKK November 13, 2021

Chris 

A red-faced, little lying bastard who loves to treat people like shit, and who also needs to get out of people's lives and find one of his own!!

Dude, that guy is acting like a Chris!

Chris by Melanie Diane Walters July 15, 2008

Chris 

Just horrible. He fails more than anybody. He tries to fit in, but he just cant manage to stop failing.

Dude, that guy's name must be Chris.

Chris by Ssgoku_012 January 20, 2009

Chris 

known for having a huge mustache on his face.

He should shave his chris.

His Chris is looking bushy.

Chris by C.J. Malczyk March 2, 2010

Chris 

a man small in stature and thin to the bones but looks like jesus in a toga, while maintaining a resemblance of tom cruise at all times....

Also known as having hobbit monkey toes that throw poop....

has no feeling in his testicles..or ankles

Where's your Chris???

It's 8:05 do you know where your Chris is???

Chris by NikknakkJebAsh February 28, 2010

Chris 

An extremely moody person. Who loves to start drama, and cry in the rain. Usually can be caught listening to music very loudly. (mostly screamo) Can be annoying at times. Can't fight at all, makes little girls handle his problems. Sadly he's semi attractive.

Chris

Chris by fingerhut<3 April 18, 2010

Chris 

When somebody shits their pants in a public location. Often times it is for money but in some cases the subject does the deed for pure enjoyment.

"Yo guys, I just heard someone Chris'd at the MacDonalds down the street!"

Chris by MacDonald's Employee February 1, 2010