Le catfish

Random moron who can't do anything apart from talk in a monotone voice all the time because he is a soulless troll.
Is depressed
Deeply

Girl1: Omg Le catfish so stupid
Girl2: look at Le catfish he is so weird

by Le catfish August 17, 2023

Fisted a catfish

“Have you ever fisted a dark hole? Cause I have, and a catfish was on my fist when I pulled out. I discovered I fisted a catfish by fisting a dark hole.”

* Made legendary by Ian Philpot

“I was camping at Lake Leiner and I fisted a catfish when I shoved my fist in a dark hole.”

by jldeen February 02, 2018

Upgrade Catfish

When some one tries to use and/or catfish you and you turn out prettier and better than they thought you were and they end up looking stupid in the end

He was trying to use me but I upgrade catfished his ass.

by Aunt Selma April 28, 2019

Muddy Catfish

In the occasion of a dead cat gangbang it is common etiquette that the last partaker must suck on the cats orifice whilst the host hulk smash the cats stomach. This is the delicacy called a Muddy Catfish

We all had to draw straws for who would get that tasty Muddy Catfish

by Scrizzlefish March 22, 2017