catfish slag

Ellie - Mae Cattle

"Ellie-Mae Cattle got a edible of her mate"
"What a catfish slag"

by Jaywiv2007 January 27, 2023

sloppy catfish

While receiving a messy blowey, your pierced member disassociates with the mouth, entangling your partner’s facial jewelry - Hooking them like a SLOPPY CATFISH.

Piercings are fun and games until you catch a sloppy catfish.

by LitQn October 20, 2022

Catfish

A fake person, someone who lies and has a fake identity. Usually seen on almost every social media, including Twitter, Tumblr, Facebook, Instagram, and Snapchat.

Also a fish.

Not naming names, but a real girl on a website is a catfish. She harrasses people into sending nudes so she can sell them, after luring them in after a sweet bit of flirting. She will befriend you, find dirt and scum on you, and if you leave her or give away her secret, she will destroy you and your reputation.
And a fish.

by Fadedstorm January 27, 2019

Catfish Poo

When you think a poo is really big but you look and it's tiny.

Been turtling all day and finally got to the shitter. Went to have a look at the monster, turns out it was only a catfish poo

by Poopslayyer696 March 15, 2024

catfish

When a man or woman misrepresents their actual, current, present day appearance by either utilizing old pictures or retouched pictures of themselves. It's a desperate attempt to attract those possibly interested in being in a relationship. They appear attractive online through their social media platforms but look totally different in person.

That girl Lori was catfish because she looked hot AF on Facebook and Instagram but in person it was rather obvious that she altered her online pictures to attract others towards her.

by Chuck70 January 5, 2021

Catfish Tunalizer

An experimental apparatus that converts raw natural catfish meat into clean, edible, refined tuna. Usually canned for longevity so it can be consumed for nutrients on above and below water adventures.

Sir, if we don’t get the catfish tunalizer back online, everyone in the sub we made out of an old glycol absorber is going to starve.

by Str8JN June 10, 2025

Mask Catfish

Someone who looks better with a face covering on.

If you take off your mask, and someone is disappointed in how you look, you’re a mask catfish.

by Beacon t September 24, 2021