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Catfish Shit Pipe

A daring sexual manuver , in wich the female will be in the cowgirl position, While she is bouncing on your dick you shove your hand in her mouth and grab hold of her jaw then proceed to time her bounce. At the apex of her bounce quickly thrust your hips back till your dick is fully out of her vagina. As the female partner is coming back down quickly adjust so your dick goes up her ass. Make sure your have a firm grip on her jaw as she jumps off your dick and falls off the bed. Once she is off the bed pick her up by her jaw just like hillbilly hand fishing.
Hey my wife was being a real bitch so I gave her the good old Catfish Shit Pipe last night. It straightend her right out!
by THE COON AND FREINDS November 12, 2020
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catfish

when a girl puts a full face of makeup on
person 1: hey have you seen sally?

person 2: no.

sally: i’m right here guys!

person 1&2: woah you’re a catfish!
by MonkeyMan11 March 2, 2019
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Catfish noodlin

When you still bang the girl even though she doesn’t look anything like the pics she sent
John was givin that fat girl a catfish noodlin last night
by LongJohhnny December 4, 2019
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Muddy Catfish

In the occasion of a dead cat gangbang it is common etiquette that the last partaker must suck on the cats orifice whilst the host hulk smash the cats stomach. This is the delicacy called a Muddy Catfish
We all had to draw straws for who would get that tasty Muddy Catfish
by Scrizzlefish March 22, 2017
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Catfish

So it's basically where you pretend to be someone on the interenet that you're not
Insane Girl Catfishes Her Own Boyfriend...
by The Guy Who Uses Funny Memes November 23, 2020
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Catfish

Someone who looks fit on insta but gives u the ick in person
Alice asked some sexy grafter to come to her Ken. She asked him to leave coz he was a catfish.
by Sexygirl53892 November 8, 2020
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sloppy catfish

While receiving a messy blowey, your pierced member disassociates with the mouth, entangling your partner’s facial jewelry - Hooking them like a SLOPPY CATFISH.
Piercings are fun and games until you catch a sloppy catfish.
by LitQn October 20, 2022
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