dusty cactus

A big fat pulsating cock, usually a party of old men with large erections. Similar to a Lemon Party but much dirtier.
by iCrispyyy October 09, 2014
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cactus picker

white women are cactus picker who love mexican dick.
by deesnuts29 November 09, 2017
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slippery cactus

A slang word for defining a juicy excited vag that lacks a razor blade for approximately 5 to 10 days, after that you have bush my friends. This is commonly found amongst the dirty gypsy girls nestled in the surrounding hills of the greater Lake Tahoe basin,
Lets go to Past times and see if we can find some slippery cactus.
by bignblack December 04, 2010
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Bi-Cactus

mom look at this bi-cactus I found in the desert

Mark-"I can't believe that John just kissed me on the mouth he must be bi-cactus."
by Alreadyused? October 23, 2010
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Hugging the Cactus

When a person anthropomorphizes a fake plant, especially one that is human-like in shape, resulting in an intimate moment with an otherwise unsympathetic object.
Cordell tried his best to impress the nice, young lady at the pool party. Sadly, all his friends knew that the ficus would never return his call. He was hugging the cactus.
by chaunky smelderbodom February 11, 2017
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stroke my cactus

Travis Scott's song "through the late night" has a line: "Relieve my heart of malice, hit my palace
Stroke my cactus, oh, don't wait
Don't play" which basically means Rub my dick
"what do you want to do"
"Stroke my cactus"
'Who the fuck says that??"
"Travis Scott"
by StrokeMyCactus December 01, 2016
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Cactus shadows highschool

a school full of privileged white kids who biggest worries is what they r gonna wear tomorrow. All the freshman and sophomore are thots. All the white boys in sophomore year are in a nudes group chat. and and short kid named Isaac is a bitch. No diversity like there only 2 black people. Everyone thinks there’s the shit. White kids think that they can say the NWORD when they cant
You see those white thots over there yeah they probably go to cactus shadows highschool
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