clout

Clout is being famous and having influence

Wow - Rice, Mitch, and Banks have hella clout

by CLOUTGANGG September 6, 2017

cloth encounter

During moments of extreme stress, fecal excretions can no longer be held within the body, and are thus subject to contact with clothing. Such an event is known as a cloth encounter, and these events can be subdivided into three types based on the consistency of the fecal matter and the nature of the contact. Encounters of the first kind involve mostly dry material, and cause limited staining of the fabric. Those of the second kind involve both wet and dry material, and can be expected to leave a mark that will require dedicated laundering. During encounters of the third kind, contact with the fabric is so sustained that fecal material actually passes through clothing and into the outside environment. For safety reasons, garments subject to an encounter of the third kind should be immediately destroyed.

Dean: "What is that horrible smell?"

Jason: "Sorry about that... I've been turtling that spiced meat sandwich for hours, and I think I just had a cloth encounter of the third kind!"

by terminal2 October 12, 2009

asshole o'clock

1) A time during the day wherein an inconvenient event occurs at the most inopportune moment
2) The point in time at work where you're about to close when something happens that sets your work back a considerable amount.

Person 1: "Dude, did you hear the news?"
Person 2: "No..."
Person 1: "We close in less than half an hour and that group of 30 that canceled their reservation have decided to show up, so they're probably not going to order for another 20 minutes."
Person 2: "Yeah... You can definitely tell its asshole o'clock"

by LamentedSoul August 3, 2011

Closet Gamer

A person who is secretly into gaming/playing video games but chooses to not let certain people know about it, since they may not approve of it. Similar to a Closet Nerd.

Todd doesn't like it when people try to talk to him about gaming in school, so his gamer friends label him as a closet gamer.

by Mikee011 September 1, 2008

Clown

Look in the mirror.

friend: whats a clown
me: look in the mirror

by bushmantrash September 23, 2019

POOL'S CLOSED

The rallying cry of the brave /b/tards who protect habbos from AIDS-infested pools and protest against the racist mods and their quest to exterminate all nigra in the hotel.

Habbo: lol can i get in the bobbaing pool
Anonymous: POOL'S CLOSED DUE TO AIDS.

by AnonymousIsWatching August 11, 2006

clown computing

When you try to cram as many services (or vms) onto a single machine as possible.

We're moving our database, app servers, reporting, message queues, mail servers, and static content to a single machine as part of the Clown Computing initiative.

by ITInformer June 3, 2009