basement salsa

When you mix your poop with jizz. Girls love it on totilla chips.

I can't believe she ate a whole plate of basement salsa!

by N17R0 October 7, 2004

Basement Dweller

A basement dweller, much like a hikikomori, lives inside their guardian's house and often do not pay rent, have no job, have no dreams of pursuing education, and are often obsessed with anime, video games, manga and often have a unhealthy life style of playing video games all day, neve working, going on reddit, and eating junk food all day. A majority of these people are misogynists, men, and obese mainly living in the US or Canada but are slowly becoming mainstream and a popular trend in countries and becoming more present in today's society.

My uncle is a basement dweller. All day he sit's in his mom's basement and hasn't had any reaction with anyone other than in his mom in real life in 29 years.

by Idefinedumbwordsbutthatsok December 19, 2022

Busey

noun - The lesser, crappier, or worse version of two similar people/ideas/objects. Originating from the idea that Gary Busey is a poor man's Nick Nolte.

adjective: Buse; referring to the Busey-ness of something.

Skeet Ulrich is the "Busey" of Johnny Depp.
Dolph Lundgren is the "Busey" of Arnold Schwartzenegger.
Pepsi is the "Busey" of Coke.
WNBA is so "Buse"

by Chris Grant & Sean Haynes October 19, 2004

busmati

1. to skeet all over someone's ass or mouth in a game or competition.
2. a good restaurant

aww shit that nigga just got busmati'd.

Don't eat busmati. Fuck dat shit. Crank dat kimchi.

by Mawwti April 10, 2008

Basement Baby

A person that spends all his time in his mom's basement playing computer games, must not have a job and be aged over 40!

My Brother is a basement baby. Jake coined the term in adventure time, so its true.

by Bishnuu October 19, 2015

your daughters tied up in a brooklyn basement

It's what you say to a frantic man/woman desperately trying to find there kidnapped daughter. When sat individual asks the question,"Have you seen my daughter? She's been kidnapped!" You respond,"Your daughters tied up in a Brooklyn basement. Face it, not guilty. That's how I stay filthy. Thus leaving the emotionally shattered parent confused and feeling more hopeless then ever, while simotaniusly contributing to ever growing lack of time the parent has to find his or her daughter.

Parent: have you seen my daughter? She's been kidnapped!

You: your daughters tied up in a Brooklyn basement. Face it, not guilty. That's how I stay filthy.

Parent: whaaa!?!?

by sn0wba11 December 30, 2009

Basement Spartan

1: To be wrapped up in a blanket with two of the corners pinned together so as to create a cloak for the purpose of warmth.

2: The poor man's Snuggie.

"My heater went out so I went Basement Spartan to keep warm."

by Sailor Phantom February 22, 2010