bring me the horizon

A scene band described by many mainstream websites, magazines, and reviewers on other media as deathcore. However, they are nothing more than the latest lucky bunch to be picked for extensive coverage, while others of their breed wallow underground (relatively).

Frontman Oli Sykes has recently been in hot bother for allegedly urinating on a female fan after a recent gig. He's the main USP (unique selling point, a business term for the main attraction of a product) of the band, because their fans don't talk about anyone else. Plus, his vocals sound like either a) a cross between Bullet For My Valentine's Matt Tuck and Cradle Of Filth's Dani Filth, or b) a knock-off of Arch Enemy's Angela Gossow. Which, in either case, is bad.

The lyrics are, though not obvious at first, about relationships, thereby placing Bring Me The Horizon in the same league as Bullet For My Valentine and Funeral For A Friend. The band themselves have been tagged to the "emo" movement, and have been critised by professional critics for being predictable and untalented; conversely, they have been popular with stereotypical 14-year-old scene kids who wear size zero jeans and arm socks and flourishing myspace accounts.

You know in some indie music circles like NME where, out of say 25 bands, a random band like The Twang or The Enemy is picked for media exposure and mainstream grooming? Well, the rock magazines like Kerrang! have picked Bring Me The Horizon in a similar fashion, placing Oli Sykes and his Toni&Guy-brand hair on posters and stickers, and overhyping all their releases, whether visual or audio.

Various joke names associated with this lot include "Bring Me The Hairspray", "Bring Me The Hair Extensions" or my invention "Bring Me The Hyperbole", which is inspired by their overexposure to mainstream audiences.

by TxKx August 20, 2007

Brin

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by Bobry69 March 31, 2019

brinda

a person that is very funny and smart but has really bad hearing and eyesight. Is also very good at fake laughing

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by hello humans on earth September 21, 2020

Bring Your Sister

Former Presidnet Clinton's catchphrase. See also bring em on

by ZaiMatarese August 22, 2003

binxx

1. noun: a female mistress

2. noun: a dominant woman. Usually a title of distinction
in an S/M relationship.

1. Mistress Melissa is a binxx.

by MasterWhips May 22, 2006

Bring Me The Horizon

A highly overrated British Deathcore band fronted by the arrogant Oli Sykes (best known for his 13 year old girl physique and habit of public urination). The band not only writes uninspired, often comical music, but performs such music poorly live. Never before has such a muddy live sound been combined with such sloppy musicianship.

Me: I just went to the Bring Me The Horizon/August Burns Red Show...

Chauncy: Oh yeah...I heard Bring Me The Horizon sucks live...

Me: They did...they sounded like complete ass....

by Hamdangler June 14, 2011

Bringing a knife to a gunfight

1. The act of purposely or mistakenly bringing less than adequate weaponry to either a military conflict or a poorly organized hardcore show.

2. The process by which a cable router renews a DNS coordinate.

"Shit fool, that s.a. brought a knife to this gunfight, whereas I brought a gun. To this battle between guns primarily. If I were to rephrase this using the present participle, I would say that he is bringing a knife to a gunfight. What a dumbass."

"Abe Lincoln never brings knives to gunfights. That's pussy shit."

by Jedd robble April 8, 2006