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Briefcase wanka. Where do I start this person is your best friend! The funniest fucker out. Can brighten up the room with there bangin humour. You will deffo miss them if you don’t have them around. Can entertain anyone and anything. a major hot bitch and does not have a dangler!!!
by Briefcase wanka April 30, 2019
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Briefist

A person who prefers their information short, sweet and to-the-point. A Briefist uses Brief Is to stay informed, valuing brevity and relevancy over lengthy details.
Joe: "I noticed you're always so well-informed but never glued to your phone or computer. How do you do it?"

Jane: "Well, I'm a Briefist. I focus on the core details instead of drowning in too much data."

Joe: "Sounds smart. Maybe I should become a Briefist too!"
by Brief Is June 7, 2023
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Yorkshire Briefcase

Portable and durable container with handles, which enjoys near-ubiquitous popularity in the county of Yorkshire. An affordable means of transporting documents and valuables, with a typically Northern disregard for formality and style.

A See-Through Plastic Morrisons Bag.
Steven, why are these quarterly reports soaked in mud? This is totally unacceptable!

- Sorry Chancellor, our lass must a' used me Yorkshire Briefcase to carry 'er walking boots
by LiquidLiam May 4, 2012
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A fart in a briefcase

A vernacular saying made popular during the 2010's to describe an unimportant blow hard that wears a suit in an effort to create gravitas.
I don't know who would ever take Joe Walsh seriously? Everyone knows he's just a fart in a briefcase.
by TeaPartea February 4, 2013
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short Ghanaian briefcase

To refer to someone who is short with a big bum, love of eggs and attitude
Look at you, short Ghanaian briefcase. Kmt
- Uma
by TheUma August 25, 2022
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briejaculate

The fact that brie cheese smells exactly like semen.
Wow, this brie has the worst briejaculate smell.
by MyLifesWork January 3, 2019
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brie foster

a kind, sweet girl with dirty blond hair and a beautiful smile. she is often quiet, but when you get to know her she loves to talk about anything and is genuinely interested in your life. definitely someone you would want in your life as a close friend or girl friend, but everybody loves her so act quick or she'll be gone.

in a friendship it is really easy for you to take her for granted because she is so nice and genuine that you might forget she is the greatest person ever.
friend-you see that girl over there? she is so cute
me-yeah dude that is totally a brie foster
by f3wardrep October 21, 2019
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