A sex act wherein a male intermittently thrusts quickly and loudly for 5-30 second intervals, alternating with minutes of complete stillness and silence. Said male begins while his partner is still asleep and continues for several hours.
Some f*#%face woke me up with the Ballard Jackhammer again this morning. It goes on all day and leaves me unsatisfied and agitated.
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A great group of supporters that praise god Bhall. They like big butts and sexy cats. If you become a Bhaller than you must pass the test first. If You own a Jake Paul poster you failed. So Kys. Otherwise you did it.
by BhallersLife69 August 21, 2017
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'what is this new form of ballardry'
he says to his mate after watching some bloke screaming down the hotel hallway at some scared women in a drunken, incomprehensible and sexually deviant manner
he says to his mate after watching some bloke screaming down the hotel hallway at some scared women in a drunken, incomprehensible and sexually deviant manner
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Get the ballardry mug.A Ballardini is a very closed boy, he doesn't open that much to people, But when you get to know him he is an explosion of excitement. By the mixture of his emotions he is oftenly described as a person with gay character
by Arabian Boy February 8, 2018
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Man, did you see that guy solve that physics question in 30 seconds? He's a BALLARD YO!
That man is antisocial as BALLARD man!
Some bastard that looked like a Ballard tried talking to me and I just had to beat the shit out of him.
That man is antisocial as BALLARD man!
Some bastard that looked like a Ballard tried talking to me and I just had to beat the shit out of him.
by kayralover69 June 18, 2018
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