A drunken play on the ozzy song "No More Tears", using this term tells all 3 things, easily established:
A).You are a metalhead.
B). You are drunk.
C). You need to go to the liquor store.
A).You are a metalhead.
B). You are drunk.
C). You need to go to the liquor store.
by A1TheGoudaDoctor March 12, 2008
Get the No More Beersmug. The linguistic or artistic reference to beer or any other alcoholic beverage, which is intended to be humorous (i.e. jokes, stories, clothing, music etc.).
A shirt that reads "this is not a beer belly" and points to a man's protruding mid-section: a clear beer-joke.
An unfamiliar fan at a football game is trying to start conversation and tells you a story about how he and his friends use to sneak onto the roof and drink heartily. (The story is told with profanity, laughter and inappropriate gestures): a disquised beer-joke.
You're Uncle offers you a beer at the family reunion even though he knows that you are thirteen years old. He doesn't intend to give you the drink, but simply offers it in order to have a cheap laugh and incite chuckles among other buzzed males: beer-joke of the 1st degree
Any other PRE-MEDITATED joke that involves alcohol: beer-joke of the 3rd degree.
An unfamiliar fan at a football game is trying to start conversation and tells you a story about how he and his friends use to sneak onto the roof and drink heartily. (The story is told with profanity, laughter and inappropriate gestures): a disquised beer-joke.
You're Uncle offers you a beer at the family reunion even though he knows that you are thirteen years old. He doesn't intend to give you the drink, but simply offers it in order to have a cheap laugh and incite chuckles among other buzzed males: beer-joke of the 1st degree
Any other PRE-MEDITATED joke that involves alcohol: beer-joke of the 3rd degree.
by Big Sean January 9, 2007
Get the beer-jokemug. The phenomenon that occurs when the perfect blood alcohol level is reached while drinking and playing bar sports, resulting in near God-like performance at darts or pool.
by Blair Semchuk October 28, 2008
Get the beer equilibriummug. A saying used when you drink a couple Heineken before the basketball game. Heineken Gives you lots of energy and is related to Manute Bol’s prime days in the nba.
“A fresh pre game drink”
“A fresh pre game drink”
by YoungFella December 12, 2021
Get the Heineken beermug. a plastic "syringe-like" device capable of "injecting" 24 ounces of the beer of your choice directly to your gullet, head, face, dome, brain or whatever you have left...
by Daddy Grean Jeans October 9, 2009
Get the Beer Stickmug. Decisions made while under the influence of beer. Similar to the decisions made based on peer pressure, beer pressure may be something that is later regretted by the decision maker.
1. "I didn't want to smoke last night, but I was totally beer pressured into it and couldn't say no."
2. Mike: "Dude! Why did you take that girl home last night?" David: "It was beer pressure, I swear!"
2. Mike: "Dude! Why did you take that girl home last night?" David: "It was beer pressure, I swear!"
by Kat Chivette January 22, 2014
Get the Beer Pressuremug. When you drink beer way too anxiously and spill it down the sides of your mouth and (in some cases) on to your shirt.
by Bosley2288 June 6, 2009
Get the Beer Manchumug.