mr. bean

a hilarious british TV comedy that was cancelled, if it has been cancelled. mr. bean is played by rowan atkinson who is also in the movies love actually and bean. in my opinion, one of the funniest British TV shows to be cancelled.

made into an fiscally unsuccessful movie starring rowan atkinson and the crazy dude from ghostbusters.

i like the episode where mr. bean falls asleep during church on his knees and face on the floor and he sneezes and has to use the inside of his pocket as a handkerchief.

by i swear to god i'm not drunk December 29, 2005

smol bean

a term used to describe someone so adorably cute, sweet, and cuddly that you can't help but tear up when you see them smiling/doing something relatively aww-worthy.

peter parker is the definition of smol bean.

by smolparker July 17, 2017

bean breath

a derogatory term for a mexican person.

Guy: hey check out bean breath over there.
Dude: quite down man I wanna do his sister.

by george January 20, 2005

bean queen

homosexual male that is only attracted to latino guys

Whitey is trying to hookup with Carlos of course, because he's a bean queen.

by Erik November 9, 2004

free frances bean

A campaign started by Maynard James Keenan of Tool to free Frances Bean Cobain from her crazy Momma Courtney Love.
We one day hope to suceed.

Free Frances Bean!
Save her from that Cobain killing bitch!

by bandanasarerad January 8, 2007

fuckshit bean bag

name for a dear freind that is so stupid that the only occupation he would be good at would be as a fuckshit bean bag

shane is such a fuck shit bean bag, he should not even be holding a raisin

by h bizzle 5 shizzle February 25, 2005

Bean Queen

An internet celebrity title established in the "Things Filled With Beans, That Shouldn't Be" Facebook group, whereby the person in question took part in a photoshoot in a bean field. She was then elevated to legume royalty.

This eventual fallout resulted in a half-naked massage therapist announcing his departure, thus being dubbed the Bean King.

"Long live the Bean Queen. The Queen of Beans!"

"Goddamnit I'm so sick of Bean Queen being overshared. It's not funny anymore. I'm out. Bye guys."

by HarbingerOfBeans January 7, 2022