Crotch Beanie

The companion of the "Asshat" or just slang for Pubic Hair.

Dude, quit being such a crotch beanie.

by Annonymous October 27, 2004

slouchy beanie

A beanie that is loose in the back and normally worn by Douchebags.

Can you believe Mike wore that slouchy beanie to meet our new director?

by The real Frank Doux July 31, 2016

beanstalk

Founded by the infamous Ryan Bean of C Town, Michigan. A "beanstalk" is a large amount of alcohol taken all at once. To a casual drinker a beanstalk could put you out for the night but for Ryan or anyone from C Town, a 2-3 beanstalks will get them drunk. Usually a normal glass (not a shot glass) is filled anywhere from 35%-100% full of 5 o clock vodka. If the liquer in the glass is not 5 o clock vodka then you are just drinking a shit load of liquer but no beanstalk was taken. In order to perform beanstalks properly, only 5 o clock vodka can be used. A normal beanstalk can get up to about 4-5 shots in one, but are heard to reach levels of 8-9 at one time.

Warning: Beanstalks are not for the sociol drinker, slam a bean stalk if your down to go to black out town.

FUCK!

by mc rb May 1, 2007

Beanstalk

When a person is just being an annoying human being or doing something legendary.

P1: Do you know who Grace is?
P2: Yeah she's such a BEANSTALK

by Beanstalk noodle moo October 3, 2017

Beanie Baby

A Hispanic baby, usually conceived by illegal immigrants.

The beaner working the field had a beanie baby in her arms

by pfijcali June 3, 2010

beanirific

Of, or pertaining to, enjoying oneself at Bean's house.

That was a really beanirific time we had last night.

by Chris Tucci November 23, 2003

beavitt

Vaginal curds. The fecal matter left on the female version of a chode.

Would you smell the BEAVITT on that one!!! PEE EWWW

by EdubMcfunkk May 26, 2008