Bazinga

The cause of most car crashes

You: *Driving along in your car*
The Screen in your car pops up and says bazinga
You: *Gets so scared that you lose control and crash into a bunch of people*

by Anika the Sleepy Catgirl May 16, 2022

Batwing Teabag

When man appoaches woman, stretches out testicles and ever so gingerly drapes them over his lovers face. Dipping both taint and nutball into her mouth

Damn was she a trooper as I batwing teabagged her. She was smiling with such sluttiness.

by thmsmcgr February 25, 2009

facebook baiting

Posting a status (or photo, or link, or anything, really) on Facebook with the sole purpose of baiting someone specific into commenting on it. Frequently used to initiate Facebook flirtation. Widely used as a tactic for such, but rarely acknowledged.

"I know Nick loves Bon Jovi, so I'm facebook baiting him by putting some "Livin on a Prayer" lyrics as my status.

(Next day)
It totally worked. We're going to 80's night at the bar this weekend.

by fishmonkey November 7, 2010

bathing ape

A shoe company, also known as BAPE, based in Japan. They specialize in hip-hop and urban stylings.

I got me some bathing apes.

by Pastor T-Love January 4, 2009

batting for the yankees

a euphamism for someone being homosexual - see jeter

"Derek Jeter bats for the Yankees...in more ways than one."

"A-Rod Sucks - Jeter Swallows!"

by Bunsen October 17, 2004

link baiting

The web publishing practice, usually on news or blogging sites, where something controversial is written (or a controversial headling is written) that the publisher knows will get a lot of interest from site visitors.

The ultimate goal is that the link will then appear on link aggregating sites (Digg, Fark, StumbleUpon, College Humor, Drudge, etc.), which will bring even more traffic to the site.

"Hey, look at this! 'Gay Preacher Caught Having Sex With Porpoise!'"

"Hah, looks like link baiting to me."

by Felio July 27, 2009

beating a dead horse

to continue to persue a situation that nothing is happening in.

taken from the act of whipping a horse to get it to move, even though it is dead, and aint going anywhere.

"sometimes I feel like I'm beating a dead horse"
"It's going nowhere, stop beating the dead horse"

by ChipmunkOnKetamine November 7, 2009